Nat: why did you give y/n a knife Loki?
Loki: she felt unsafe.
Nat: Now I feel unsafe
Loki: Sorry nat
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Fury: I have S.H.E.L.D
Odin: I have Asgard
Y/n: well I have two eyes
Avengers: *dying laughing*
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Steve: avengers...........ahhhhh
Nat: assemble!
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3 year old y/n: I'm mummys baby
Nat: your what?
Y/n: I'm mummys baby
Nat: you are?
Y/n: a-and I'm f-fucking cute
Steve: LANGUAGE
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Peter: ahhhhh help Nat is trying to kill me
Tony: why
Nat: he woke up my baby!!!
Tony: why the fuck would you do that?? Do you want to died?
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Y/n eating chocolate: yummy
Nat: can I have some?
Y/n: *give Tasha some*
Tony: can I have some?
Y/n: No fuck off
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Tony: I ate some of y/n's chocolate!
Nat: you did what?
Tony: I ate it
Nat: why the fuck would you do that?
Steve : Natasha I love you
Nat: I'm dating y/n
Y/n: babeeeeeey!
Nat: yeh baby
Y/n:do you know who ate my chocolate?
Tony: *mouthing no*
Nat: Tony
Tony: why the fuck did you tell her
Y/n: okay I'll deal with you later Tasha can we cuddle?
Nat: sure
