Mister Mysterious

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( 😜 hey guys! I'm back *strikes a fabulous pose* sorry I have been gone. Stuff kept me from doing a new chapter )

Step 1: stalk him. If you're in class or work. Just watch his every move. Unless he looks at you, be sure to look away.

Step 2: don't be like the others girls that swoon over him. Show no interest at first.

Step 3: walk up to him. Be sure to be confident. Don't show nervousness. They sense nervousness!! True story!!!

Step 4: casually start a conversation. Don't just be like, "hey what's up cutie? Want to go out for coffee?" Haha! No. Bad move dude. Go up to him and say, "hey. My name is Y/N. I was wondering if we could talk. We never talked to each other. Hey, we can even hang out if you want!"

Step 5: cross your fingers

Step 6: if he says, "sure. Cool." Mentally, I REPEAT, mentally fangirl. But on the outside be like, "ok. Cool."

Step 7: if he says no. Just be like, "ok. That's fine." Then sashay the fuck out of there.

Step 8: if he says no. Don't give up. Try every few days. Unless he says to stop bother him. That's when you stop trying

( there we go! Not my best works, but it was fun. Thanks for reading. Don't forget to comment or vote! )

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