The Artistic Guy

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( SUP BITCHES!! GUESS WHO'S MOTHERFUCKING BACK! )



Step motherfucking 1: stalk him



Step 2: Learn his hobbies



Step 3: look up all the paintings that inspire him



Step 4: Try to art



Step 5.1: if you can't art, ask him for help.



Step 5.2: If you can art, unlike me, ask him if he can see in any flaws in your art



Step 6:  Friend him on everything




Step 7: get close to him




Step 8: Eliminate competition, both artistically and romantically



Step 9: confess your love for him



Step 10.1: if he rejects you, kill him.



Step 10.1: If he rejects you, kidnap him and make him have Stockholm syndrome. 


Step 10.3: If he accepts you, rejoice. 



Step 11: If you killed him, MOVE ON!!!



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