Why am I writing this one, oh wait, because the pervs go after all you pretty ladies. Or you dudes. Or you Aliens. Or you turtles. Or you dinosours. ASDFGHJKL!!!!!!!! ON WITH THE STORY. This will how to shut one down and how to make him your boyfriend. Here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, BTW im using Kenny from South Park for this.
HOW TO TELL HIM NO
Step 1: ignore him.
Step 2: If that doesn't work. Go to extreme works.
EX: *sees him at Wal-mart* shit! *goes to Krogers* LIKE A BOSS!!!
Kenny: Hey girl!
Me: shit
Step 3: Say no politly.
Me: sorry KenKen. I don't like you like that. I wont be your girlfriend.
Kenny: It's ok
HOW TO MAKE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND
Step 1: stalk him.
Ex: *silently watching him afar*
Step 2: Friend him on facebook and in real life.
Step 3: Become his best friend.
Step 4: Confess your undying love for him
Step 5: Love him if he says yes.
step 6: Kill him if he says no.
ex: *kills Kenny*
Kyle and Stan: oh my god, you killed Kenny. You bastard!!!
Me: Eh. He'll come back alive.
step 7: If you kill him. REPEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
