The Jock

972 28 0
                                    

Hello my readers (1) I'm here to give you more advice!!
Step 1: If there's a bitch trying to get your man. You get rid of that bitch!
Step 2: friend him on Facebook and stalk him.
Step 3: friend him in real life
Step 4: once you guys become close friends, flirt with -there's two type: body language then with words. I recommend body. Like slinging your arm around him or putting your head on his shoulder. That kind of stuff-
Step 5: ask him out
Step 6: if he says yes. Hug the fuck out of him
Step 7: if he says no. Kill him. -If you can't do that. Try to move on-
Step 8: REPEAT!!!
(this was fun. But this is a way to get a boyfriend )

How To Get A BoyfriendWhere stories live. Discover now