This was written by my friend, Howard. So, expect some internet memes and stuff like that. And you will find his favorite internet idol, the Crazy Scotsman.
He also made a lot grammar errors, so I had to fix them before publishing this.
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Start:
Gestures:
1: Raises fists and jumps up and down.
2: Puts on Scottish hat.
3: Drinks Irn Bru.
Taunts:
#1:
(Howard) Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! AHHH--
#2:
(Howard) [Scottish accent] RIGHT YOU WEE BASTARDS! IT'S TIME TO FIGHT!
#3:
(Howard) Alright, let's do this.
Howard vs Steven:
Round 1:
(Howard) Aw, man. Do I have to spar?
(Steven) You wanted to train.
(Howard) Yeah, but with you is like asking to be beaten up for free.
Round 2:
(Howard) [Scottish accent] Hey, laddie! Do ye have some Irn Bru?
(Steven) No, I don't.
(Howard) [Scottish accent] Such a shame. I'm gonna kick your ass.
Round 3:
(Howard) Can I skip today's session?
(Steven) You asked for a weekly session, and I will follow my end of the deal.
(Howard) I didn't think you'd be intense with this.
Howard vs Pearl:
Round 1:
(Howard) Maybe I got a chance in fighting you. You as skinny as me.
(Pearl) Not a chance. I'm more elegant than you.
(Howard) Maybe. But let's see who fights better.
Round 2:
(Howard) [Scottish accent] En Garde, lassie!
(Pearl) If you insist. [Draws sword]
(Howard) [Scottish accent] LET'S GO!
Howard vs Garnet:
Round 1:
(Howard) The 'symbol of love.' You make me wanna puke sometimes.
(Garnet) Is it because you're just mad that you're single?
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Steven Universe AU Character Banter
FanfictionThis is a side story, not one I plan to focus on a lot unless I'm motivated. This is not the canon Steven Universe, it's the Steven Universe from my AU series.
