i is a pawsitive doge
i is happ
i is good doge
butt sometims lyfe is le tougg
sometims a doggo u barely knoe
took a pic of u
is le candid
u see le pic
u realize u chonk
u welp
u thincc imma stresseat le chimken den
den someone ask u for pic
an u realize
u no like pic
u like chimken!! and treatos
hecc juzt leab me and ny treatos bowl in le peace
heccin
den u realize
booty is in le eyez of le beholder
so u comtinue eatimg
monch monch
cronch cronch
thamk for listemning to my inspirational doge tolk
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Diary of a Chonk Doge
RandomDONT CHONK SHAME. Inzide le heart of a chonky doge is like a heccin deep bowl of treatos. Unending, full of suprize. Sometime treatos, sometime broccoli (ew). She chonky, butt she be happiye doge. When someone is doin her a pupset, she talcc too muc...