lets tolk abt heccin stamdard
yasss what is stamdard?
which stamdard to heccin apply in lyfe?
whoms stamdard u heccin adopt?
how do u knoe ur stamdar is le good or le stincc?
u camt plz everydog
u camt also plz only urself
n ur chonk
nuuu
u wanna do gud for every doge u meet
but u see there is heccin many types of doge
first there is shiba inu, obvi the supreme doge out there
then there is heccin pittbull, cool af
heccin golden retrieber, pawsitibly hairy
heccin fancy pom pom
heccin bull doge, doin a sleep all day
heccin englis tearer, maybe he do cry everyday
hecc is a lot u can do it a google
my point is
diff doge diff stamdard
how the hecc do u knoe
u do right by everydoge
u do justice by every doge
sure u camt heccin make every doge happ
some can be le sad, vry disappoint in u
some can be heccin angery, grrr
some can be heccin dogtorr who thimk he better than every other doge coz he got his dogtor degree from WebMD
my point is
how do u kno u use le right stamdard
how do u kno u do right by evry doge
heccin is bacc to le first question
hecc this questiomn
do me an excuse, brb is depress
need to stresseat
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