scritch scroth
scritch scrotch
excuse i doing a scratch behind my earz
Yea yea yea right ther
scritch scrotch
okei i is gud
so frens
the reason i doin a write on this amazedog diary (or is it diardoge or is it doggary wtf)
is becoz the week haz been weird
i is chonk i know
but i is happ
but my chonk aunt tex me
she azk me how is me
i say i is a gud doggo
well she say u hav boifren doggo
i say nu
she say u still chonky
i is like wtf karen
r u doin me a chonk shame?
u chonk 2!!!
is is doin an offended
but is ma aunt so i doin a polite
i say he he i still chonk
she say no boi doggo want me coz i chonk
i is sad i cri inside my thicc heart
it getz better frens
my mum coll
she doin me similar bamboozle
she asks boidoggo do i hv?
i is like wtf
is u n chonk auntie doin me a collab
i mean spy
no i mean plotting
ugh i need to work on ma english
i only speak doggo
the point
they doin plot againzt i
and they chonk shame
u think is over is not
the boi doggo i like
doin me a confirm i is chonk
i mean i kno i is thicc i is chonky
butt
rlly? to my chonky face
i like u less doggo
tolk to the paw
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Diary of a Chonk Doge
RandomDONT CHONK SHAME. Inzide le heart of a chonky doge is like a heccin deep bowl of treatos. Unending, full of suprize. Sometime treatos, sometime broccoli (ew). She chonky, butt she be happiye doge. When someone is doin her a pupset, she talcc too muc...
