henlo fren
is le time for le doge rant
dis gon be a lomg one
so grab le treatos
grab le rubber duck duck to chew
or any doge toy u womt
u may squishe as u listemn
butt no bark
pssssss
omkeh so todei i just doin a learnimg
that a fren been bullied by another doge
whomst seem like a gud pup on le outside
butt imsolemt on le imside
anywhoo she doin her roode namecall
and she be mucc sad rn
poor little potat is le gud girl
le poimt is
no amomt of chonk or nuggerz or treatos or chimken is goin to do u gud
if u r no kind
no other doge woul play with yeh
no hansom doggo woud get close 2 u
kimdness is le free
kindmess is le smexy
olso if u kimd hooman will gib u treatos
pls fren
domt take ur doggo fren for grant
domt be roode
domt do le bully except beimg le pit bully is cool
it succ sad
mucc bad
be anythimg butt no noughty
be pawsitive
bork gud thimgs
don be act like le ceazy rabies doge
just don be lame
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Diary of a Chonk Doge
RandomDONT CHONK SHAME. Inzide le heart of a chonky doge is like a heccin deep bowl of treatos. Unending, full of suprize. Sometime treatos, sometime broccoli (ew). She chonky, butt she be happiye doge. When someone is doin her a pupset, she talcc too muc...
