HAI POTATO (A/N)

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Hello.

How are you, potato?

I hope you are well.

This book has been dormant for, like, ever.

So I'm going to try to use those static zapper things the paramedics use to make it alive again.

I like the word touché. I mean, who doesn't?

"You're not a very friendly potato," said the overcooked potato.

"Touché," said the buttered potato.

See? YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH TOUCHÉ.

What was I talking about again?

Oh yas, the book. Heh heh.

I've been busy and stuff BECAUSE I GOT A 49 ON AN ALGEBRA TEST AND I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING.

I wish it would snow in Alabama.

Sorry. Distracted. My brother is playing Minecraft on his Xbox and it's snowing on the TV.

So the first day of spring was yesterday and I'm mad. NO SNOW:'( It got cold and I was like OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA SNOW but guess what it didn't-.-

I'm going to write another part of this lovely book. Your comments are usually nice and I like to read them. Thank you to the potatoes who contribute to the Lazy Writer Foundation. Especially nutmeg1810. You're fantabulous. :D

If that thing in your head that is mooshy has any ideas for what happens, do not hesitate to tell me. That thing in my head that is mooshy failed an algebra test so . . .

Have you ever played that game? Dumb Ways to Die? My brother loves it and I practically know the whole song.

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to

Die

I
I

So many dumb ways to die

xD

My dog Little Bit has got me all hairy and she says to tell you wonderous potatoes who have two legs HI.

I'm going to go now, because my dog is licking my arm. And I'm still sick.

Goodbye for now, potatoes.

ES CAHP EYYY

~G~
AmbrosiaRose
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