"BYE VINCENT, DONT TEXT ME EVER AGAIINNNN" I yelled while exiting the front door from Vinnie's house. Honestly these 14 days were the worst ones yet the funniest ones in my whole life. I mean, turns out Vinnie is funny as fuck. His humour was really cool. But I don't want to hang out or become friends with him. He is like a famous guy that everybody drools over.. and i am.. Just a normal girl? Also i don't want to get into dating scandals and shit. Yeah just trying to focus on being unproblematic even tho I'm not famous.
Already I'm front of my house, I see Odette's car. Wtf is Odette's car doing there. Being the smartass i am, i decided that i will walk in from the back door, so i could see what Odette is doing in there. But let's not forger about Greta. If Odette is here then so is Greta, and of course let's not forget about Belle. That mf probably came uninvited but whatever.
I opened the door as quiet as I can so they cannot hear me. Though I could hear them.
"ODETTE WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU ACTUALLY TAKING A SHIT KNOWING THAT AURELIA COULD BE HERE ANY MINITE?"
"HEY, IM PRETTY SURE AURELIA WOULDNT WANT ME TO FUCKING SHIT MYSELF ON HER COUCH!"
"ODETTE IS RIGHT, AURELIA WOULD SCOLD HER IF SHE SHITTED ON THE COUCH."
"GOD DAMN RIGHT I WOULD" I yelled so they could notice I'm home.
"AURELIAAAAAA" Belle & Greta came in rushing to hug me. Then I see Odette also running... But with her panties and skirt down
"ODETTE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FOR FUCKS SAKE?" Greta asked
"WELL I COULDNT RISK GETTING MY PANTIES DIRTY SO I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE" Odette defended herself
"Just go back to the toilet." I clicked my tongue. And with just one blink, Odette wasn't in front of me anymore.
"WEE MISSED YOU!!" Me and the girls sat down on my couch.
"I missed you too omgg. You know, it was pretty fun spending 14 days with Vinnie. Except the fact that we were literally sick as fuck, there were some funny moments." I explained
"Like what? Did yall fuck? Did you use protection?" Odette comes in out of nowhere.
"NO YOU DUMBASS! THEY WERE SICK OF A DEADLY VIRUS, AND YOU ARE ASKING IF THEY FUCKED?" Greta yelled
"Greta is right! Also I read somewhere that it could give you chlamydia." Belle stated
"Omg no guys. But, I did see his dick."
"WHAT?!?" They all said synchronised. That will be some long ass explanation...
Max's words:
Hey guysss. Long time no see, eh? I just wanted to come on here and thank you all for the amount of support this book has been gettin. Honestly if i knew we were gonna reach 76k reads I would.. idk what. BUT BTW! I just wanted to say sorry for not responding, I'm using a fake email since I already used mine for another account and wattpad isn't allowing me to reply to your comments or follow back. And also some of y'all's comments are hilarious 😭 But yeah that's it for now, byeee ❤️❤️
