Youngjae's Funeral Service
OtterJae changed the groupchat name to 'False Alarm, I'm just an overthinker'
Bammiebamsurmum:
Hey, buddy, you could have just texted that instead of making it the group name.
OtterJae:
But the suspense!!
Y'all had no idea what Hoseok was going to say, okay?
Jinyoungie:
He was going to say 'yes', Youngjae.
Anyone would be lucky to have you as their boyfriend.
Bammiebamsurmum:
You forgot the "no homo" part, Jinyoung.
GyeomieBear has changed the group chat name to 'No Homo?'
Wang_Puppy:
Dang, I haven't said that to Mark in a while.
I wonder if he thinks I'm into guys, cause I'm totally not.
Imjb:
Don't say that in a groupchat full of idiots, Jackson. They'll believe anything in this chat.
Minus Jinyoung.
Jinyoungie:
*deletes paragraph*
GyeomieBear:
Each day Jaebeom escapes death by doing the bare minimum.
GyeomieBear and Imjb private chat
GyeomieBear:
Teach me your ways.
Imjb:
Have top energy, submissive brat.
GyeomieBear:
I actually am besties with death all of a sudden.
No Homo?
OtterJae:
I'm just excited to have a boyfriend finally, you know?
I could have easily been a homewrecker for any relationship but something deep down told me "no" and im glad I trusted it.
Now my boyfriend is hotter than any of yours. Period.
Markypoo:
Let's not get too cocky, Mr Choi.
Sure Jung Hoseok is Jung Hoseok, but is he a Jackson Wang?
Bammiebamsurmum:
No he's Jung Hoseok.
GyeomieBear:
BAMBAM IS THE EPITOME OF COMEDY
THAT'S WHY HE IS BEST BOYFRIEND
BX4 STANDS FOR BAMBAM BEST BOYFRIEND
Bammiebamsurmum:
Tell 'em, babe.
Jinyoungie:
Having the best boyfriend is not a competition, guys.
Each boyfriend is different in their own unique and beautiful way.
Wang_Puppy:
I second that, Jinyoung.
Jinyoungie:
However, Jaebeom takes the cake if we were comparing.
Wang_Puppy:
Might take back that statement from moments ago.
Markypoo:
Good choice, bro.
GyeomieBear:
"Bro?"
Bammiebamsurmum:
That was a hardcore "bro".
Bammiebamsurmum has changed the groupchat name to 'No Homo, Bro?'
OtterJae:
Whatever, as y'all quarell about whatever you guys were talking about, I'm going to text my wonderful boyfriend.
Cause I don't know if you guys know by now, but I have a boyfriend.
Me of all people!
I gots a man who loves me for me and that's pretty gangster.
Jinyoungie:
Slow down, Romeo. Just a few weeks back you did not want us getting you a boyfriend, so don't boast about said boyfriend now.
Wang_Puppy:
I am definitely seconding this statement.
Jinyoungie:
However, we are very happy for you.
Congratulations, Youngjae.
Wang_Puppy:
STOP SWITCHING UP ON ME DAMMIT!!
a few minutes later
Markypoo:
Just like to report, Jackson is still punching the air right now from Jinyoung's inconsistency.
Jinyoungie:
Like Jaebeom said, people in this chat will jump to quickly into something and believe every word without letting me finish typing.
It is a well earned lesson to learn.
GyeomieBear:
This feels kind of kinky-ish.
Kind of.
Imjb:
At what point did you read over that text and think 'yeah, sounds about right'?
GyeomieBear:
When I pressed send, duh?
Bammiebamsurmum:
No too shabby on the jokes today, babe.
I'm feel like a proud parent watching their kid take their first steps.
Markypoo:
Calm down, Casanova. You'd be the type of parent to teach your kid how to shuffle before walking.
Bammiebamsurmum:
I didn't specify on what steps, Mark.
I'm gonna be the coolest dad.
Wang_Puppy:
You're already a cool daddy to Yugyeom which means you're definitely all set to parenting from taking care of that lanky mushroom.
Jinyoungie:
Burn and a call out at once?
Have y'all been getting the sass from me?
Imjb:
You're a role model, Youngie, of course they have.
Jinyoungie:
Awww, you guys are the lamest and the sweetest!
Markypoo:
Minus the 'lamest' and we might agree with you :)
OtterJae has added 'SunnysideHobster' to the groupchat.
OtterJae:
To break up this cute moment I have decided to add the CUTEST boyfriend over there, MY boyfriend.
SunnysideHobster:
Hey, babe, I kind of don't want to be removed again so why don't we all just settle and not compare each other?
We are all cool in our own ways and I think we should appreciate what is unique about ourselves :)
Wang_Puppy:
On behalf of this entire groupchat I can safely say that we all agree with you, Hoseok.
Thank you for calming this fued.
SunnysideHobster:
BUT YOUNGJAE IS DEFINITELY THE BETTER BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I LIKE HIM LOADS
Wang_Puppy has removed SunnysideHobster from the groupchat.
Wang_Puppy:
I ain't playing these games no more.
Jinyoungie:
Spoken like a true Jinyoung enthusiast
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FanfictionThis is a story about Gay7! Whoops, I meant Got7. • Choi Youngjae creates random group chats in a chance for his friends to make more friends. Usually it doesn't work, but this specific group chat he makes, creates more than just a friendship for th...
