Intellectuals
Bammiebamsurmum:
Cancel the party!
Jinyoungie:
Why?
Imjb:
I just told my parents they couldn't come visit me this weekend because of this, we aren't cancelling.
Bammiebamsurmum:
Too bad! We are cancelling!
BB'sB:
We don't have to cancel because Lisa is coming to visit you. She's not even staying that long.
Markypoo:
I tasted the salt in that text.
OtterJae:
Lisa? Who's that?
BB'sB:
Lisa is Bambam's childhood best friend, both their families were really close so they obviously were too.
Fendiman:
Yugyeom you need to chill.
BB'sB:
I can't chill!
Markypoo:
This is amazing.
Jinyoungie:
Preach^
Bammiebamsurmum:
Lisa is coming with just herself, I haven't seen her in years because we ended in bad terms when I said I was coming here for university.
BB'sB:
I was happy for you.
Fendiman:
You didn't even know who Bam was you mushroom.
BB'sB:
I'M TRYING TO PROVE TO BAMBAM THAT HE SHOULDN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT SOME CHILDHOOD FRIEND COMING TO VISIT HIM BECAUSE I'M HERE FOR HIM BUT HE WON'T LISTEN SO HE'S FREAKING OUT!
OtterJae:
What a ranting queen. We stan.
Imjb:
Was this supposed to be on here?
BB'sB:
...
No.
Jinyoungie:
Supposed to go to Jungkook?
Shame.
BB'sB:
I just told Jungkook to shut up because it was meant for Jackson because I'm talking to you guys and him at the same time.
Bammiebamsurmum:
I'm not freaking out.
Markypoo:
You just told us to cancel the party because of her. We are still having the party and Lisa isn't coming.
Jinyoungie:
Ha, Lisa isn't 'coming'
...
cumming on Bam's dick-
Fendiman:
My man!
Imjb:
No, my man.
Fendiman:
It was a figure of speech...
Imjb:
Mhm.
OtterJae:
Jaebeom is doing the chin thing again. You got him mad Jacksonnnnn!!
Fendiman:
You've got to be kidding me.
Markypoo:
Hahaha, oof.
Bammiebamsurmum:
I'm fine now, she cancelled saying she'd rather meet with some girl friends she knows here.
BB'sB:
I wouldn't ditch you for Jinyoung.
Jinyoungie:
I would never ask you to hang out with me in the first place.
OtterJae:
Anyway!
Hoseok is coming so I'm not seven wheeling you gay bois.
Bammiebamsurmum:
Youngjae you should lose your virginity on Jaebeom's bed!
Imjb:
I already had sex with Jinyoung on there, it's special you aren't allowed to go to my bedroom.
Markypoo:
Tmi.
BB'sB:
What year is it?
Markypoo:
Idc & brb.
Bammiebamsurmum:
No one uses those anymore you nasty!!
Jinyoungie:
† be gone Satan!!
Markypoo:
Smh.
Fendiman:
This is reminding me of why I don't like texting my grandma.
Bammiebamsurmum:
I call my grandma dabma.
OtterJae:
Why?
Bammiebamsurmum:
Why do you think?
BB'sB:
Because you gotta dab dab dabmas ashes to get that highlight popping baby.
Bammiebamsurmum:
B-i-n-g-o
Imjb:
Bingo was his namo!
Jinyoungie:
Wait, did y'all ever learn 'chicken in the fence post can't dance Josie'?
BB'sB:
No, what's it about?
Jinyoungie:
Basically Josie has a crush on this kid I think his name was Charlie. And every time Josie would ask him to dance he would find some dumb excuse like the title of the song, repeating it 3 times, then at the end my boy Charlie would go, "Hello Susan Brownie-o!" Walking up to her in front of Josie.
Markypoo:
That's like Jackson whenever I confess my love for him and he finds someone else to talk to.
OtterJae:
Mark!!
You know Jackson is here right?!
Markypoo:
We express ourselves on here, I just needed to say it.
Imjb:
Literally anyone would of said that here.
Fendiman:
Anyone on my side?
Jinyoungie:
Me.
Fendiman:
Why?
Jinyoungie:
Cause Mark makes everything too dramatic making a big deal out of little things that make the people he's targeting stay up all night.
Bammiebamsurmum:
You purposely quoted those two one direction songs didn't you?
You're a directioner.
Jinyoungie:
Story of my life.
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