Madness Combat Headcanons/Oneshots/And whatever

Yandere Wank x Reader Headcanons

Structure : Headcanons
Type : Yandere
Word count : 282

• Wank was never one to socialize, just like the original Hank, but once they laid their eyes on you, their anti-social attitude was thrown out the window

• Expect to get hugs from behind a lot, and they will last at least 10 minutes

• All the knives in your kitchen seem to disappear one by one

• You start receiving gifts at your door, such as roses, chocolates, favorite food, sticky notes with compliments, and etc.

• strangely enough all the gifts are white or red, HMMMMMMM-

• You wake up to neatly written love letters placed around your room each morning

• Some of the notes are adorable, some are more romantic, and some are just creepy

• You have a feeling you're watched every time you face away from your bedroom window but when you turn around, no one's there, strange huh?

• Anyone you make friends with will suddenly either start avoiding you, mysteriously vanish, or will have been found dead

• Wank doesn't want to, but if needed, they will kill the other Hanks, or the rest (Deimos, Sanford, 2BDamned)

• If they decide to kidnap you, you will get bonked soooo, yeah, good luck waking up with a massive headache in their basement

• they have somehow gotten their hands on a tracker implant, and have put it in your neck (dont worry, you can't even feel or see it) while you were sleeping, so wank always knows where you are

• your closet seems to have some new clothes you didn't buy, ironically they are all either white, red or pastel red, they also range from fantastic silk dresses/suits, to comfortable jumpers and such