Madness Combat Headcanons/Oneshots/And whatever

Wank X Reader

You wanted fluff, I shall give you fluff in the form of a self care-ish session? idk how to call it but I hope you enjoy! - Author

"Y/N please stay still"

Your companion, wank, mumbled as they tilted your head back again. You were sitting on one of those sink contraptions they have at hair salons, and wank was currently washing your hair since they said they were concerned on how dry it looked

"I'm sorry"
"no no dear you're alright, just stay still so water doesn't get into your eyes"

it was fascinating how they managed to be so caring and gentle to you, and so rough and brutal to others, you soon felt warm water wash over the top of your head and your hair moving slightly as wank made sure all of it was getting the same treatment, then came the shampooing phase

they gently massaged the cold liquid into the roots of your hair before washing it off and applying another squeeze of shampoo onto their hand

"I thought my hair was clean, is it that bad?"
"Nah, I read that cleaning your hair twice makes it shine more"
"ah alright show off"

wank frowned, looking down at you with their pastel pink eyes, oh? did I forget to mention they had their goggles and mask off? yeah, I did, and they only do that around you, ya lucky cookie

"silence before I put water into your eyes Y/N"
"you wouldn't do that to me babe"
"....fuck you you're right"

they sighed in annoyance as they resumed cleaning your hair, this time when they teased you little by putting a drop of water on your nose after washing the shampoo off

"move too much and that drop will fall into your eye"
"nope, watch this"

you tilted your head to the side and watched as the drop ran down the side of your face, missing your eye and earning a 'please quit your smartass bullshit' expression from wank, who was now holding a strange container in their hand

"what's that?"
"hair mask"
"a fuckin wh-"
"basically conditioner, now go back to how you where before"

after a few minutes your hair was coated by the mask, wank requested that you sat up while they put a towel over your hair and so you did, now it was wank's turn to wash their hair, removing their silk white scarf and telling you to go watch TV while they fixed themselves up

~30 minutes timeskip yeeeeeeeee~

after god knows how long wank appeared with a bright pink towel over their head, ironic ey? you get it? cuz pink Hank and- fuck this joke is bad, anyway
they were holding two small packages, face masks yes sir
you were given a [favourite color] [sheet/gel/peel off/idfk] mask while wank had a white sheet mask on

"now, finally, silence and peace"
"haha no"
"babe, I love you, but please give me a 15 minutes of silence"

they looked over at you with pleading eyes and you gave in, giving them a hug and dosing off for a few minutes