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Pink Hank X Fem Reader Headcanons

I fuckin love pink Hank and I wanna see more content about him, so here you go (art belongs to DA1SU_AM)

Soft Headcanons

I feel like pank is one for back hugs, like he will appear out of nowhere and wrap his arms around you and rest his chin on your head

He's also a teddy bear, he loves cuddle sessions especially if he's the big spoon

I headcanon, man's can purr like a cat

like you'll be resting your head against his chest and you can feel it softly vibrating while he purrs

surprisingly he can cook and bake really well,so if you're ever upset he can make you some cookies and such

he loves sweet pet names, such as : sunshine/baby cakes/sweetheart/angel he will call you anything wholesome and sweet

PDA? hell yes, he loves holding your hand, putting an arm round you or just straight up kissing you in public, he doesn't care what people think, he want them to know you're his, he also likes to see your suprised reactions when he does this

matching outfits, yes, yes and yes

you once put on his coat because you were cold, it was too big on you but once he saw you in it he basically melted

small gifts like chocolates or roses are like a weekly thing, he wants you to remember that he loves you dearly

he's a bit poetic, so he will sometimes write little love poems and stick/place em around the place

spicy headcanons

ask him that one "thighs,tits or personality?" question and he will just say "yes" (he's not really an ass guy that's why I didn't add it in the question)

he loves leaving hickeys and possibly love bites, he doesn't care where, but he also loves putting them in places he knows you can't hide (like very high up your neck or thighs if you wear shorts)

he's definitely a top/dominant I can tell you that

dirty talk? hell yes, pinning? hell yes, heated make out sessions? HELL YES

you could just be reading a book when this smug motherfucker sits behind you and whispers in your ear something along the lines of "you're currently on my lap but damn I want you on something else" and then when you turn around to face him he starts a full on make out session

he likes pinning since it gives him a feeling of power, also loves your flustered reaction when he does it

one of the only reasons he may give you piggy back rides is to have his head between your thighs

if you ever wore his jacket or his whole outfit he would find it adorable, yet at the same time he would feel the urge to rip the clothes off of you and claim you right then and there

grinding? yeah, he does that sometimes
like he will just be pinning you to the wall and making innocent flirts and then a second later he's grinding against you with no mercy

he's a big teaser, he wants to hear you say you want him, so this may include lingering too much, hitting the wrong spot on purpose or going too slow

have you seen his hands? he can do magic with them

if you give him consent you have lost walking privileges for the next week,but don't worry he'll help you out

if you do get down to doing it, he will actually be gentle if you really want him to, but sometimes he gets too excited and goes too fast

also please don't hold yourself back, he wants to hear your whimpers and moans, he wants to know you're enjoying yourself