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Garden Warfare 2 Almanac

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(Some descriptions contain strong language) There is no official Garden Warfare 2 Almanac, the closest thing to an actual GW2 almanac is The Stickerbook. Please know that descriptions are fan-made. Several descriptions based off "Mains in One Senten...

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50 - All-Star

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by TheNamesWereInUse

Abilities: Imp Punt, Sprint Tackle, Dummy Shield, Long Bomb, Ultra Tackle, Shield Decoy, Future Dummy

Has a minigun that shits out footballs, but why would he need it in the first place? He has Imp Punt, which has been confirmed to create a rise in blood pressure in it's victims. Sprint Tackle... and lets not talk about that.

"Is that a plant? Quick! I need to Imp Punt and Sprint Tackle him!" said All-Star. He fails to kill the plant, puts down both dummies, tries to run away, and dies.