the soilder in hell part 1

loo loo land part 2

michael's pov 

as we all went into this amusement park blitzo and stolas went ahead of the rest of us when we caught up i heard blitzo say to stolas

blitzo if you try to fuck in my little ass in that park i swear to-

stolas: you are so cute when you are serious

octavia: im literally going to be sick

michael: i agree

moxxie: oh crumbs, I knew today would be alot what do you need antioxidents, ibuprofen,morphine?

octavia: that was fiqurative old man

moxxie: oh right, but she said it was literal

as i walked of and kept guarding like i was told to do for this job i heard millie being happy to be in a place she hasnt seen in a while and me i was just confused because this place was weird but not weird at the same time to ease the stress i lit a cigarette i had in my pocket when a small imp walked up to me and said sir you cant smoke here annoyed i looked at him and said

michael: look you just told the guy with a machine gun to not smoke so heres how this is gonna work either im allowed to smoke here or im gonna smoke you with this here gun, got it

demon:ok yes sir i wont bother you again

michael: good 

i soon caught up to everyone who was in the middle of the park when i got there i saw a apple mascot thing scare moxxie half to death and octavia basically attack the mascot with words and all i could say was

michael: that's gotta hurt

after blitzo let moxxie and millie go and have fun me and blitzo stayed with stolas and octavia after a bit we see stolas about to get kidnaped by a few demons but blitzo had that covered and soon we were in a circus tent about to watch a show and a clown came out adressing himself as robo fizz or some shit and then he sang a song

at the end everybody but stolas was annoyed and i count hear what was going on but octavia was mad and ran off but solas chsed after her i however stayed back with blitzo where this happened

robo fizz: is that blitzo my sensors spot up there, i quess the kiddies are still runnin away from you huh

blitzo the O is silent now

robo fizz: oh just like your audience was when you told your lazy jokes here

blitzo: bitch  i make more money than you do being a ripoff of an overate sellout jester

robo fizz: oh someones salty real or not though people love me does any one love you blitzo

blitzo: no but im really good with guns now dance bitch

as robo fizz went to attack blitzo as he was firing i opened fire with my m60 and got a few hits before i ran and saw the tent catch on fire as i ran i thought about it and ran to get the tank once there i got in and linked up a extra control with the remote tank gun and auto loader with heat rounds so i could control everything from the drivers seat icluding the 50.cal  browning m2 macine gun on top of the main turret i broke through the gates going toward the burning tent and as i got there i saw blitzo fire a shot at that bastard robot but it caught the bullet in its mouth

blitzo: oh what a mouth

just then i fired a shot at it and the robot went flying but got back up quick and rushed at the tank 

michael: bad decision robo bastard

just then i triggered a emp that affected everything around the tank and robo fizz exploded in a green explosion that was glorious

michael: blitzo you get everyone and get outta here im gonna blow this place sky high 

i then deployed 2 crates ofm C4 strapped to 2  500lbs bombs and put them at opposite ends of the park as i got out side to meet everyone i hit the detonator which caused a bigger explosion

michael: all right who wants lunch!

( A/N: sorry if this chapter seemed lazy toward the end but im tired and its 10:00 pm)