a few days after my drunken acts i was back at work with everyone and loona was showing me how to use this weird thing called a cell phone while blitzo was using TV's as target practice when there was a shake from outside.
loona: guys do you feel that?
blitzo: oh shit is that a hell shake?
moxxie: thats possible?
millie:alright dont panick moxxie
moxxie: im not panicking because hellquakes dont happen
loona: stop getting hystarical fatty
moxxie then gets hit across the room and the wall explodes. when a tall robot thing enters the room
?: do not be afraid
blitzo: please tell me you got that insurence thing
millie: who are you and what do you want
?: im loopty goopty dasterdly inventor of aall things loopy and loopish
loona: could have just used the door dude doesnt have to be this whole thing
loopty: i am exentric and must there for do exentric shit
blitzo: this old fuck reaks of the living world did you just die
loopty: yes! moments ago in fact which is what brought me here
loona: just saying the front door would have gotten ya here fine
loopty: shut up dear furry
michael: dont talk to her like that you bastard
loopty: what was that ?
michael: i said dont talk to her like that you bastard
loopty: i will say what i want
michael: do we have a problem *draws 1911*
loopty: no no im sorry
michael: good, thats what i wanna hear
loopty: anyway this is the man i want you to kill
blitzo: wow not even a shits length of time in hell and already pottting revenge. i can respect a man with that sort of passion im blitzo the O is silent
loopty: what O?
blitzo: aw thank you now whats the T sis
loopty: the T?
moxxie covered in rubble: guys help
blitzo: yeah why we killin this guy, i mean what did he do to you
i rush over and help poor moxxie out of the rubble while blitzo conttinues the conversation
loopty: he was my buisness partner, you see i was not always an old man
i hear him go over this dramatic reeanctment of earier that day of how a invention he and his friend made went wrong and how his partners gonna take all the credit blah blah blah.
loopty now get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no good son of a bitch to hell where he belongs
blitzo: you do know poopty
loopty: loopty
blitzo: of course of course, if we do kill him though and he ends up down here you will be stuck with him forever
loopty: oh trust me im counting on it
moxxie: thats kinda hot
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the soilder in hell part 1
Fanfictionthe day is april 30th 1975 or better known as the fall of saigon and michael is trying to defend the city with the south vietnamese but is shot and wounded but dies before a medic can save him and he wakes up and still looks lie a human and still ha...
