[xli] girlboss or malewife

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Piggy🐚Obviously, malewife

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Piggy🐚
Obviously, malewife. He's the easiest to really give this lovely title to, he's got the malewife energy and nothing can change that

Ralph🔥
Ultimate girlboss energy! Everyone saw him and literally just went "idk who you are but let me follow you" like, it was because of the conch. But let's be honest here, the conch wasn't ever his idea and on top of that - Piggy was the one managing the meeting. That's just a girlboss in action, my guys

Simon🦋
My man's a girlboss. Might not seem like it, but with everything that he's going through, just the way he's dealing with life grants him a place on the list. I just love him okay?

Jack🎼
This is somewhat of a controversial opinion, but he's a malewife. He's just a chaos enabler, not a creato. Plus my friend called him a makewife once, that's the whole reason why this exists. This and the fact that I'm too tired to write something better

Roger☠️
Girlboss. My boy saw Piggy and went like, what if I hit that with a rock? We need to respect our independent queen

Maurice☀️
Malewife in denial! If you told him that (and if he knew what that means) he'd be very offended, but it's true either way because I say so. And he has those malewife vibes

𝐚/𝐧 tw: alcohol; underage drinking
I love all of you sm you are amazing and also I'm the drinkers I gavt ever been which is not ideal biy yrah <33

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