Wait before we start take these headcanons-
To save myself, Tiramisu is 23-24
Eclair is 26, he just looks 26 to me
Espresso and Latte are cousins and best friends
Madeleine and Knight Cookie are brothers
Princess often sneaks out of the palace to see Tiger Lily
Hollyberry and Pure Vanilla are best friends, though she doesn't support some of his actions
Millennial Tree is Wind Archer's father
Fig and Wind Archer are good friends
Scorpion is a distant relative of Chili Pepper and Mala Sauce
Chili Pepper is Mala Sauces' niece
Pastry is dead (Fuck Pastry)
Fig cookie is very fluffy
Wind Archer and Millie are giants-
Herb is a god (This is a joke, he'll just murder you if you touch his lawn)
Sparkling is good friends with both Mint Choco and Vampire, though doesn't favor most of Vampires shinanigens
Alchemist is a close friend of Strawberry
Wizard cookie idolizes Espresso and often asks him to teach him more about coffee magic
Sea Fairy, Sorbet Shark, and Squid Ink are best friends
Sea Fairy is a distant relative of Squid ink, both are unaware
Clover is Irish
Clover and Fig are very close friends
Herb and Clover are brothers
Mango and Princess are good friends
Kumiho and Werewolf are brother and sister
Muscle cookie is homophobic
Ninja is bisexual but acts homophobic
Blackberry is Onion cookies aunt/mother figure
Beet and Carrot cookie have known each other since childhood
Poison Mushroom is somewhat friends with Custard
Moon Rabbit dislikes Werewolf
Black Raisin and Mint Choco are decent friends
Mango and Fig are good friends
Tiger Lily and Clover are best friends
Herb and Fig are best friends
Devil Cookie still sees Angel as a friend, even though they don't favor each other ("She's just a friend")
Avocado babysits Onion for Blackberry when Blackberry is busy with Adventurer
Adventurer is a father figure for Onion
Sparkling is a father figure for Gingerbrave
Zombie usually gets lost from wandering off into the forest alone when no one is watching him
GingerBright and GingerBrave are siblings (Is this canon?)
Pomegranate is a mother figure for Poison Mushroom
Whenever anyone raises their hand or gets close to Licorice he flinches and backs away
