Tokyo Revengers | Headcanons, Scenarios, & Oneshots

The Deadly Popeye's Biscuit

Mikey

- Mikey didn't want to eat it because it wasn't a dorayaki or taiyaki

- He wouldn't eat it even if you put a flag in it

Draken

- He ate one and coughed

- You wanted to see if he wanted water or not

- He didn't need water and decided to eat another one

Baji

- This mofo ate like three of them without water

"Are you okay Baji?"

Baji: Yeah? Why wouldn't I be?

- You just stared at him

Chifuyu

- He pulled a Baji and ate three

- Coughed a lot

- You gave him some water because you felt bad

- He saw Baji eat more and he ate more as well

- You gave up on him after that

Mitsuya

- He knew what was up

Mitsuya: Yeah, I'm not eating one without honey (Y/n) and a bottle of water

"Damn, so you know about these?"

- He nodded his head

- You gave him a biscuit with a packet of honey and a bottle of water

Hanma

- You convinced him to eat one

- He coughed and asked for water

- You stared at him because you remember he blew cigarette smoke in your face the other day

Hanma: (Y/n) *cough* give me water *cough*

"Let me think about it."

Kisaki

- (I personally would feed this mofo eight of them)

- He ate one and started coughing

- He reached out to grab something to drink but you made sure he couldn't grab anything

- He glares at you and demands you give him water

"You know Kisaki, life sure is a bitch when you're a shitty person."

- You proceed to give him a speech while watching him suffer

~Bonten Edition~

"I brought some biscuits guys!"

Mikey

- You thought it would be funny to get him to eat one

- It did not go well

- You were lucky you survived after that

"I can get you some dorayaki?"

Mikey: I don't want that right now

- Yeah, you fucked up

Haruchiyo Sanzu

- He ate one because you shoved a few of his pills in one

- It didn't seemed to bother him but he did threaten you

Sanzu: Keep messing with my shit (Y/n) and see what happens to you

- You put your hands up

In a sarcastic tone, "Oh no, we got a badass over here."

- He gives you a crazy look

- You decided to keep your mouth shut since you didn't want to die today

Kakucho

- He ate the one you offered to him

- He coughed a bit

- You asked him if he wanted some honey and water

- He gladly accepted your offer and continued to eat the biscuit

"You're the only one I offered honey to by the way"

- You walked off, letting him think about your words

Takeomi Akashi

- He refused to eat one since he already saw what you did to the others

Takeomi: I'm not stupid (Y/n), I know what those things can do to people

"Hear me out, we can offer them to whoever we make a deal with next time."

Takeomi: Go on?

"They're basically a deadly weapon we can use to our advantage. No one will know the true power of these biscuits."

"Takeomi: I'll talk to Mikey about it

"Good, because I don't feel like almost dying for a third time today."

Koko

"I'll give you 5 bags if you eat one."

Koko: So you're basically giving me the money I gave you?

"That's not the point here."

- You slide the biscuit across the table

"Eat the biscuit Koko."

- You think to yourself that this is the best way for him to meet Akane again

- He doesn't eat the biscuit

Ran

- He would only eat the biscuit if you fed it to him

- You agreed to but chickened out when you got closer to him

- You realize you were in range of backlash if he ate the biscuit without honey or water

"I'll just leave these here."

- You get up and leave

- Ran chuckles to himself

Rindou

- You didn't even have to convince him to eat one but this did come with consequences for you

- You were currently hiding because Rindou was looking for you

Rindou: Where is that idiot?! I'm going to kill them!

- Rindou knew you were the one who brought the biscuits and was mad because you didn't tell him he should have ate it with some honey or something

Ran: Unfortunately you can't kill (Y/n), Mikey still needs them

- Rindou sighs

Rindou: Yeah, I know