They Explain The Birds and Bees To You

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*Note: All the characters are 18+/their future selves or adult selves

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(You already know this, you just wanted to see if they would explain it to you or not)

Draken

- He was somewhat blunt about it

"Is that how you'll explain to our kids when they get older?"

Draken: Pretty much

- You should have saw that coming, especially due to where Draken grew up at


Chifuyu

- He used puppets

Chifuyu: When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other, they start mating

- He had the puppets do certain things

Kazutora: This is a little too much, even if it is puppets

"I agree."


Mitsuya

- He was pg


Hakkai

- Asked Mitsuya for help


Smiley

- Blunt


Angry

- Was confused

- Made it pg


Kazutora

- Blunt


Hanma

- Very blunt


Shinichiro

- He was very pg about it

Shinichiro: When a mommy and a daddy like each other very much, they exchange business cards

"Say what now?"

Shinichiro: What?

"You know that's not correct, right?"

Shinichiro: It isn't?


~Bonten~


Mikey

- He ignored you

"But, Mikey. I just want to know."

Mikey: Really?

"On second thought, no..."


Sanzu

- Blunt

- Extremely blunt

- Very detailed for some reason

Sanzu: And then

"God damn! I didn't need a whole damn essay about it!"

Sanzu: Shouldn't have asked


Kakucho

- Blunt but pg?

- He just wanted to know why you ask him that since you two are adults and should know this by now

"It was a test to see how you would describe it to our future kids."

Kakucho: Oh


Koko

Koko: Why are you asking me this?

"Just explain it, Koko."

- He was blunt about it


Ran

- Blunt

- Even offered to give you a demonstration

"Not this time, Ran. That's how you tricked me last time."

Ran: It was worth a shot

- He gave you his signature lazy grin


Rindou

Rindou: Are you dumb?

"Why so hostile? It was just a simple question."

- He sighs

- He explained it just like his brother, bluntly


Takeomi

- He was blunt

"It would make sense for you to explain it like that. You are up there in age so..."

Takeomi: You weren't saying that the other night

- You had nothing else to say after that

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