You Two Take Care of a Fake Baby/Egg Baby Together

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Mikey (Egg Baby)

* (In this case, the egg still has it's contents inside of it)

- You were over at his house in order to take care of the baby together

- You took your time in making your little egg baby cute

"Okay little one, Mommy is going to use the bathroom."

- You left your baby behind, thinking it would be safe

- You come back to see the baby is gone

"Mikey! Our baby is missing?"

- You smell something cooking in the kitchen and go to investigate it

- You see Mikey standing in front of the stove

- You walk over to see what he was cooking

"What are you cooking, Mikey?"

Mikey: Some egg I found

- You noticed that your egg baby had been cracked open

"No! Sir Wellington!"

Mikey: Why are you yelling (Y/n)?"

"You're cooking our child!"

- He looks at the egg he's frying and back to the egg shell that was laying on the counter

Mikey: Oh.

"I can't really blame all this on you, since I am the one who left it behind in the first place."

- You sigh and decided to ask Mikey for half of the fried egg that was once your child


Draken (Fake baby)

- Draken told you to bring the baby to his place

- You didn't know he lived in a brothel

"I'm not letting my child be exposed to something like this!"

Draken: You mean our child

- He takes the baby from you and has you follow him to his room

Draken: And besides, I grew up here and look how I turned out

"Yeah, you turned out to become a gang member" you mumbled.

Draken: You say something, (Y/n)?

"I don't want our kid to grow up and join a gang."

Draken: Don't worry, I won't let that happen

- You realize that Draken is actually a great father to your fake child

-He clearly is the better parent between the two of you


Baji (Fake Baby and An Egg Baby)

- You guys were given a fake baby to take care of

- Baji got fed up with the thing crying all the time and threw him

- The baby broke and you had to get an egg baby instead

Baji: This one is way better than that other one

"Yeah, just don't eat him."

Baji: I'm not going to eat the thing, (Y/n)!

- Somehow the egg baby broke after a day or two

"I'm blaming you for this, Baji."

Baji: It's not my fault it was easy to crush with my hand

- You sigh and pick up the pieces of shell that were on the ground

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