Kiss, Marry, Kill: Bonten Edition

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"I'm bored and I want to play Kiss, Marry, Kill with you guys!"

Mikey

- You went up to Mikey even though you knew he wasn't really going to participate in this

"Sanzu, Koko, and Kakucho?"

- He stared at you

"Who would you Kiss, Marry, or Kill?"

Mikey: Is killing all of them an option?

"No."

- He let out a sigh

Mikey: I would kiss Kakucho, marry Koko, and kill Sanzu

- You were somewhat shocked at his answer

"Why kill Sanzu?"

- Mikey looked over at Sanzu

Mikey: Do I really need to explain myself?

- You looked over at Sanzu as well

"I see."


Sanzu

"Mikey, Rindou, and Koko."

Sanzu: I thought it was fuck, marry, kill?

"This is the PG version. Now pick."

- Sanzu didn't hesitate with his answer

Sanzu: I would marry Mikey, kill Rindou, and kiss Koko

"Yeah, good luck with the marriage with Mikey."

Sanzu: What's that suppose to mean?

"Nothing."


Kakucho

"Okay, Kakucho. Ran, Rindou, and Takeomi, who would you kiss, marry, or kill?"

Kakucho: Hmm, I guess I would kill Takeomi

"Why? Is it because he's already on death's door?"

Takeomi: I heard that, (Y/n)

- You ignored Takeomi for now

"Okay, who are you marrying or kissing between Ran or Rindou?"

Kakucho: I'll marry Ran and kiss Rindou

"Interesting choices."


Koko

"You're next, Koko. Kiss, marry, kill Mikey, Sanzu, or Rindou?"

Koko: Kill Sanzu, kiss Mikey, and marry Rindou

"Hmm."

Koko: What about you, (Y/n)? Who would you kiss, marry, kill

"I never said I was playing the game."

- You got up and left the room


Ran

- You guys were sitting together on the couch while Sanzu was sitting in a chair near you two

"Okay, Ran. Kiss, marry, kill Takeomi, Kakucho, or Sanzu."

- Ran looked at Sanzu

Ran: No hard feelings, but I would kill Sanzu

- You noticed that so far, everyone would rather kill Sanzu than marry or kiss him

- Sanzu looked over at Ran and flipped him off

- Ran shrugged it off and continued to answer your question

Ran: I think I would marry Kakucho and kiss Takeomi

"I see. Kakucho does seem like the best person to marry out of all of you to be honest."

Ran: I agree


Rindou

- Before you even got to ask him the question, he told you right off the bat that he would kill Sanzu

"Damn, I wasn't even going to include Sanzu in yours."

Rindou: I don't care, that idiot caused us a lot of trouble on the last job we did

- You told yourself that you really didn't care and tried to continue the game

"Anyways, kiss, marry, kill Koko, Takeomi, or Kakucho."

Rindou: Kill Takeomi, marry Kakucho and kiss Koko

"I'm pretty sure it's the same reason as Kakucho's on why you want to kill Takeomi."

Rindou: Pretty much, since he is the oldest out of all of us

- Somewhere in another room, Takeomi sneezed

Takeomi: I'm pretty sure (Y/n) is calling me old again


Takeomi

- This time around you had planned on adding Mochi into the choices when you went to ask Takeomi

Takeomi: Before you even ask, you do realize I'm older than all of you here?

"I know, that's why I was just going to include Ran and Mochi since they're up there in age with you."

Takeomi: They're only seven years younger than me, (Y/n)

"Exactly. So who would you kiss or marry?"

Takeomi: I don't get the option to kill either one of them?

"Nope."

- Takeomi took a hit from his cigarette and blew out the smoke

Takeomi: I guess marry Mochi and kiss Ran.

"Reasons?"

Takeomi: Ran's too much of a playboy for me

"I see."

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