LELA SKEDADDLE-DOODLED ALL THEY WAY TO THE CAFETERIA WHERE HER FRIENDS WERE WAITING!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!
"HOW'D IT GO?" TYLER QUESTIONED. LELA SHUDDERED, STILL AS PINK AS A WHITE BOY'S NIPPLE.
"I CALLED THEM POGGERS! SO THEN I CALLED THEM A BAKA AND RAN AWAYY!!" LELA GROANED DRAMATICALLY. MINDY, WHO HAD PROBABLY ARRIVED WHILE LELA WAS EMBARRASSING HERSELF, GIGGLED AT LELA'S AMUSING DISPLAY OF EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION. "IT'S NOT FUNNY, MINDY!" MINDY SAID NOTHING, SHE JUST LOOKED OVER TO TYLER WITH HER EYEBROWS RAISED. THIS OF COURSE, MADE TYLER HOWL WITH LAUGHTER AS LIZZIE TRIED TO KEEP HER SNICKERS QUIET ENOUGH TO KEEP LELA FROM SCOLDING HER. LELA SWITCHED FROM A LIGHT PINK TO BURNING RED WITH THE FIERY RAGE OF A KAREN WHEN THE MANAGER WON'T SPEAK TO HER. "UGH! Y'ALL ARE THE WORST!!"
"OOH, WHAT ARE WE BULLYING LELA FOR?" A NEW VOICE CUT IN, MAKING ANOTHER CACKLE. LELA SWUNG HER HEAD TO THE SIDE TO SEE HER OTHER PALS, ESTELLE AND BAILEY.
"SHE CALLED JAY POGGERS AND BAKA AND RAN AWAY!!" TYLER GUFFAWED. LELA SCREECHED IN FURY, SOUNDING ABOUT AS FIERCE AS A CHIHUAHUA HOPPED UP ON BATH SALTS. ESTELLE AND BAILEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND CHORTLED.
"I'M SORRY GIRL," BAILEY SQUEALED WITH LAUGHTER. "BUT THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL." BAILEY WHEEZED AS ESTELLE WAS ABOUT TO PISS HERSELF LAUGHING. LELA PUT HER HEAD IN HER HANDS, WANTING NOTHING MORE THAN TO DISAPPEAR. LELA CONTINUED TO GO OFF ON HER FRIENDS, ONLY MAKING THEM LAUGH HARDER.
