LELA MADE HER WAY INTO THE CAFETERIA WITH HER BREAKFAST TO EAT AND CHAT WITH HER FRIENDS BEFORE SCHOOL STARTED. SHE SAT DOWN AT THE TABLE THEY WERE SITTING AT AND MADE THE USUAL SMALL TALK WHEN A WOMAN APPEARED FROM DOWN THE HALL. LELA GLANCED AT HER FOR A SECOND BEFORE LOOKING AWAY, SHE JUST ASSUMED SHE WAS A TEACHER OR STAFF MEMBER LELA HADN'T NOTICED BEFORE.
BUT INSTEAD OF CONTINUING ON HER WAY LIKE A STAFF MEMBER MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS WOULD, SHE STOPPED AT THE TABLE, HOLDING A LUNCH BOX. THE MYSTERIOUS LADY TAPPED TYLER ON THE SHOULDER AND GRINNED. TYLER WHIPPED TO FACE THE MYSTERIOUS POKER. (hehe Mysterious Poker would be a really funny super villain name)
"TYLER, YOU LEFT YOUR LUNCH ON THE COUNTER! SILLY BILLY, YOU'RE SO FORGETFUL." TYLER WENT THANOS PURPLE IN A TOXIC MIX OF RAGE AND EMBARRASSMENT. HE GRUMBLED AND SNATCHED THE LUNCH BOX.
"THANKS MOM, BUT I REALLY COULD'VE JUST GOTTEN SOMETHING FROM THE CAFETERIA." TYLER POINTED OUT, HIS BRIGHT PURPLE MELLOWING OUT INTO A LARRY THE TOMATO RED.
"YOU REALLY COULDN'T HAVE, YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW NASTY IT IS. CAN'T SAY I REALLY BLAME YA, BASICALLY EVERY MEAL THEY PUT OUT MASSIVELY VIOLATES HEALTH CODES IN A WAY THAT EVEN BURGER KING ENVIES." LELA REMARKED IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE HUMOROUS. IT WORKED, LELA'S FRIENDS SNICKERED, BUT NOT TYLER'S MOM. IN FACT, TYLER'S MOM DOUBLED OVER WITH THE REACTION YOU'D HAVE WHEN WATCHING A MEME COMPILATION AT THREE A.M.
RARELY DID LELA'S JOKES EARN SUCH A STRONG RESPONSE FROM ANYONE. THAT'S WHEN LELA REALLY OBSERVED TYLER'S MOM. HER LOCKS OF BLOND HAIR, RESEMBLING SHIMMERING GOLD. THE DEEP EMERALD ORBS OF HER GORGEOUS EYES FILLING WITH JOY FROM THE MASTERFUL JOKE. HER ENTIRE FIGURE SHAKING WITH BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER.
LELA COULDN'T BELIEVE SHE WAS EVEN THINKING IT UNIRONICALLY... BUT "TYLER'S MOM IS HOT." FLASHED ACROSS HER MIND AS HER CHEEKS ERUPTED WITH COLOR. ONCE SHE RECOVERED FROM HER LAUGH RIOT, TYLER'S MOM FACED LELA.
"YOU MUST BE LELA, RIGHT? I THINK TYLER'S MENTIONED YOU BEFORE." TYLER'S MOM ASKED IN A FRIENDLY AND BUBBLY TONE. LELA NODDED, STILL BLUSHING AT THE STUNNING WOMAN.
"Y-YEAH, TYLER'S... *ahem* MENTIONED YOU BEFORE TOO." LELA STUTTERED AWKWARDLY, INTERNALLY FACEPALMING AT HER OWN RESPONSE.
"WELL I'D SURE HOPE SO!" TYLER'S MOM GIGGLED IN REPLY. "WELL, I'VE GOTTA HEAD OUT NOW. BYE GUYS!" SHE WAVED WHILE SWIFTLY AND SEXILY STRUTTING AWAY. LIZZIE SMIRKED.
"TYLER, YOU'RE MOM'S KINDA CUTE." LIZZIE SAID SMUGLY, MAKING ESTELLE NOD VIGOROUSLY.
"RIGHT?!" ESTELLE EXCLAIMED BACK. JAY LAUGHED AND FACEPALMED AS TYLER PREPARED TO COMMIT SEVERAL CAPITAL OFFENSES AGAINST LIZZIE AND ESTELLE. "WHAT ABOUT YOU, LELA? OPINIONS ON TYLER'S MILF, C'MON!" ESTELLE CHUCKLED, MAKING TYLER'S FACE CONTORT INTO A KERMIT THE FROG LIKE LOOK OF ABSOLUTE FURY.
LELA WENT FROM A NEUTRAL, ROSY HUE TO A FULL ON SUN-BURNT-GINGER SHADE OF BRIGHT SCARLET.
"PFFT, TYLER'S MOM, HOT?! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT FROM?! SHE LOOKS LIKE A TROLL DOLL FELL OUT OF A DONKEY'S ASS! ANYWAYS, I GOTTA GET TO SPANISH NOW, BYEEE!!" LELA RAMBLED PROFUSELY BEFORE SCRAMBLING AWAY. TYLER GLARED AS THE OTHERS CHORTLED.
"DAMN, LELA INSULTS HER AND YOU TWO," TYLER SQUEAKED WHILE POINTING TO LIZZIE AND ESTELLE. "SEXUALIZE HER?? THE ONLY DECENT ONE OUT OF YOU GUYS IS JAY." TYLER COMMENTED IN COMICAL RAGE, CAUSING THE WHOLE TABLE TO LOSE IT AS HE WAS PUSHED CLOSER TO THE EDGE.
