AN: Hey y'all, real quick before I start the next chapter I'd like to thank you guys. I honestly started this as a joke between me and my friends but now this has over 100 reads?? Thanks so much. This doesn't mean I don't still view this as one gargantuan shitpost, but it's still kinda nice to have people read this, and be in the #3 spot for Cocomelon fanfic (that's seriously still so fucking hilarious, makes me shit myself everytime). TLDR; Thanks shawties, this may be a shitpost but I'm glad you're here <3
