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〜　"Love makes you crazy." 〜

English class was just as boring as ever.
Yashiro sat, holding her head in her hands, staring blankly at the blackboard at the front of the room.

The scratching on the blackboard, students clicking pens, and the teachers tiresome, monotone voice were the only noises to be heard in the classroom. Yashiro glanced at the clock. Only 20 more minutes until school ends...

"Ugh, this is soooo boring."

Yashiro jumped and whipped her head round to where the noise came from. There, sat on the floor behind her, was none other than Hanako, slumped over with crosses legs, resting his head on his hand and looking just as bored as every other student in the gloomy classroom.
Yashiro's sudden movements caught the eyes of some students around her, and they gave her annoyed looks.
Yashiro blushed, embarrassed.

"Hanako you can't just do that, you scared me!" Yashiro whispered, turning back to the blackboard in front of her.

"Looks like she's talking to herself again..."
"Do you think it's her imaginary friend?"
"Gosh, that girl is crazy..."

Hushed whispers floated around the room. Nothing Yashiro wasn't used to. Her classmates clearly saw her as the crazy girl in class, talking to herself, jumping or screaming in the middle of class for seemingly no reason.
Yashiro had to admit, she sure did look crazy.

But she wasn't. She was just being plagued by an annoyingly clingy ghost. A ghost who lived in the toilets.

Hanako snickered, and floated his way over to in front of Yashiro's desk. He put his head on the desk in front of her, becoming eye level to her, who was also leaning her head in her hands on the desk.

"Hehe, did I scare you?"
"Shut up." She whispered angrily.
"Some of the students were calling you crazy just then! I wonder why...I don't think you're crazy!" Hanako smiled.
"I look crazy because of you! Now go back to the bathrooms before I force you there!"
"How are ya gonna force me? Gonna have a fight with the air?"
Hanako giggled before continuing.

"Then students will really think you've gone mad." He whispered.
Yashiro stared into his tangerine coloured eyes for a few seconds. He had a smug grin on his face. Damn this teenage child.

〜

"Yashiro, you missed a spot!" Hanako looked at Yashiro sideways, sending her another toothy grin, pointing at some dust in the corner of the room.
Yashiro sighed and swept it up.

"Hey, Yashiro, did I embarrass you in class todayyy?" Hanako said, slyly.
Yashiro sighed again and rolled her eyes.
"Yes, you need to stop doing that! It's totally embarrassing, I'm gonna get bullied! They think I'm crazy!"
"Aww, don't worry Yashiro-chan, I won't let anyone bully you."

Yashiro stared at him for a few moments before flushing red and turning away. She couldn't help but feel a few butterflies in her stomach over his protectiveness of her.
"What's that supposed to mean?" She mumbled, mopping the floor, head down.
"It means...I'll kill them!" Hanako pulled out his knife and grinned.
"HANAKO YOU CANT JUST GO AROUND KILLING STUDENTS!" Yashiro gasped, turning to face him with a shocked expression.

He laughed.
"Ok ok, I won't. But nobody is going to be bullying you. That's my job."
He smiled smugly. He was only a few inches away from Yashiro's face.
"Only I get to bully my assistant."

Yashiro turned a bright shade of red.
"Speaking of...would you mind cleaning the toilets today? The actual toilets?"
Yashiro gagged. "NO WAY!"
Hanako let out another hearty laugh.
"Only joking."