[The Venetian Church]
(Enter Portia, Bassanio and the Church Father)
Father: Do you, Portia-the rich annoying brat, take Bassanio, as your lawfully wedded husband?
Portia: Kinda, yeah...
Father: Cool. Do you, Bassanio-the greedy guy with no money of his own, take Portia, as your lawfully wedded wife?
Bassanio: Of course. It's like marrying a bank!
Father: Great. So, the groom may now kiss the bride.
*A tounge fight witnessed*
