(Enter Antonio, Bassanio and Balthazar/Portia)
Bassanio: Man, you saved my best friend's life, I gotta pay you.
Portia: Gimme' that ring you're wearing.
Bassanio: Fuck no! That's a wedding gift from my wife!
Portia: I saved Antonio's life.
Bassanio: Oh, right. Cool, then. Take it. HAHAHA.
Portia: (Removes disguise) I'm Portia.
Bassanio: Oh, shit. I'm sorry, baby. I had to give the ring. It's Antonio, my best friend.
Portia: What a dick. Nevermind, now I'm married to you. Let's get out of here.
Bassanio and Portia: HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA.
(Exit Portia and Bassanio)
And they lived, happily ever after.
The End.
