[Venice; Shylock's garden]
(Enter Antonio, Bassanio and Shylock )
Antonio: Hey Shylock, old mate! Would you please lend me 3000 ducats, I promise to return it in three months.
Shylock: Fuck off.
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[Flashback: A week ago]
{Shylock's garden}
(Enter Antonio and Shylock)
Antonio: You Jew dog! Fuck off from Venice, this place isn't for dogs like you!
Shylock: Why don't you take your Christian ass outta' my land. Did you forget that this is my garden you're standing on? I was born in fucken' Venice, thus, i stay in Venice.
Antonio: You son of a bitch! Such a freak, you dog! I hate you...we all do.
[Back to present]
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Antonio: Dude, please...for old times' sake.
Shylock: Fuck off.
Antonio: Please, please, please, please, please, please (and a hell lot more pleadings and persistence).
Shylock: Fine, but on one condition.
Antonio: Sure, anything.
Shylock: If you fail to pay the money back after 3 months on the same day, I'll have a pound of your flesh cut from any part of your body, I bloody desire. Get that shit through your head?
Antonio: Yes, okay! For sure, for sure.
Bassanio: Dude, no! How are you a businessman if you're so stupid?
Antonio: (To Bassanio) Shut the hell up, you dumbass! I'm doing this so that you can get laid. It's about time you become a man. Virgin son of a bitch.
Bassanio: Okay. That makes sense.
[Shylock gives them the money]
(Exit Antonio, Bassanio and Shylock)
