𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐓, lando norris

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"hello?" max answered the phone.
"mate, what's going on?" asked lando.

"what are you talking about?" asked max.
"the group chat, mate, what's going on?" lando asked again.
"what group chat, mate?" max laughed, "i'm not in any group chats that i know of."

"what?" lando laughed, "you weren't added to the twitch quintet group chat?"

"...no? was i supposed to be?"
"yes... i think alex has gone and been a genius and added the wrong phone number," lando said in shock.

"yeah... definitely the wrong phone number. i don't have any new group chats on my phone," max said as he scanned over his most recent whatsapps.

"alright, i'll tell him to add you now," said lando, "i don't know what we're going to do with that other number though?"
"let's see who they are. don't think it will hurt,"

. . .

the twitch quintet

lando🥛
that's not max guys

russell george
alex mate🤣🤣what did you do?

albono
i could've sworn that was max
are you sure lando?

lando🥛
very sure mate
i just phoned him
said he hasn't been added to any new groups

russell george
tell him to send proof

fewtrell
this is quite intense

albono
shhhhh
the friends are talking

russell george
mate

fewtrell
i see how it is

lord percival
who are you?😂

fewtrell
should i not ask you guys?
you kinda... added me...

russell george
maybe you're right
ask us who we are

albono
slow your roll russell george
we don't know if this is a 60 year old man
who lives in his mum's basement

fewtrell
i can assure you i'm not

lando🥛
then who are you?🤨

lando added the real fewtrell

russell george
the real fewtrell

albono
welcome

lord percival
the real fewtrell?

albono
if you're the real fewtrell say hi

fewtrell
hi

the real fewtrell
hi

lord percival
👀

russell george
fewtrell responded quicker...

lando🥛
don't be silly guys
i added the real one