day one of texing you taylor swift lyrics until you like her music
don't start this
i like shiny things
but i'd marry you with paper rings <3
please no
wait that's kind of a nice lyric
day one is already working
im just a god or something
this is why we should have hot steamy sex dont you agree
still gonna be a no
it's because im a woman isnt it
shut the fuck up
im not sexist
well obviously you are
have not made one advance on me
wait but fr does that make you uncomfortable
no you're fine
okay good bc you're sexy af
i'd hate to have to stop flirting w you
you're so predictable
i knew you were going to say that
ok does it look like i asked
literally suck my cock??????
i'll take a raincheck
babe i live in cali there's a drought
no need for rainchecks 😩
WAIT I JUST TOLD YOU I LIVE IN CALI
FORGET THAT GORGET THAT
what were we talking abt again
good
WAIT
YOU NEVER CALLED ME
FRED YOU LITTLE GOOBER
CALL ME RN
fuck
incoming call from
"alex random number girl"
"...hello?" corpse picked up the phone, answered by silence for a moment, and then a loud scream, making him hold the phone away from his face.
"i literally just nutted everywhere your voice is so godamn sexy," alex replied. the more she spoke the more corpse could tell she didn't have much of a filter. "i can believe that your 6 foot now."
corpse laughs. "why does my height have anything to do with my voice? it doesn't really correlate last time i checked."
"okay but over text you have short man energy, but hearing your voice...im having some second thoughts."
"i do not have fucking short man energy, what the fuck?"
alex makes a 'tut tut' noise with her mouth. "whatever helps you sleep at night, freddy."
"die." corpse said, hanging up.
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22 - corpse husband ✓
FanfictionIN WHICH he accidentally texts the wrong number.... "i'm 22, like that taylor swift song." "gross." - started: october 25th, 2021 finished: march 19th, 2022 as a warning, the formatting is messed up in some places bc of the wattpad mobile interface...
