this is supposed to be a crackfic (crazy/weird fic) so don't take seriously this might have misspelled words and English errors (btw English isn't my first language lol)
this story is just a joke that me and my friend (yakuti) decided to make just f...
AND HERE THE CRACK START MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA -----------------------------------------------------------
AGAINF WUT DA FUDGE
I passedy outi AGAINF BICAUSE OF THAF MODAH FUCKER AND GEOREG DISAPIRED AGAINF
In da frontu ofi me dat dOg/cOw were standing uif a evil smile
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(It's very evil)
"U SHOUULD BEH UONDERIN HOU I MADE DIS" it saiid "no ❤️" meh ✨ said
"not gonna lie this sparkles kinda gay, I'm not saying that you aren't and I totally support this but anyways, I AMY A POUERFUL BITCH" "hou u?..." "DON'T ASK HOW SHUT UP"
"UERE GOGY IS?" It lett outi a malefiqui laugh "You sound like 'g - -g g g- - - - gogy soggy woggy simmy dimmy UwU 👉👈🥺 baka cute hot 🥵 😩 bottom senmpai 😩😩' " it laughs againf (when it speaks correctly his voice is deep but when it speaks wrong is a very funny voice... nevermind just a note...)
"Fine I tell where he is" "SAYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I NIDI TU FIND HIIIIIIIM" "Oh my goodness you is so annoying, ok he is..." Suddeenli a music staringui plaiyng" (The music named 'dance till ur dead' one)
"Ops wrong one" it suitched da music ( Giorno's theme ) "OOOOOO" it suitched da music againf, dis time a dramatiqui one
"Ok he is...
IN DEEZ NUTS"
silenci
"Da fuq dis isnt fuy"
"Shut up"
"Ya no u hav to spik wrong cus dis is a crackfik?"
"..."
"OH SHIT DI FORF WAL"
"U dumb?"
"Stfu u literaly gimme drugs"
"Ya frikin boifruend is in da garden"
"He is mai F-U-E-N-D-I"
"ye ye and I'm a fuckin little princess ✨"
"Now u is kinda guei"
"Stfu"
"No u"
"NO U"
"NO U"
"UNO REVERSE CARD"
"DANG IT"
"NOU GO PIK HE UPH BEFORE HE SLEEP WHEN EVERIDOBY FUCKIN EXPLODE A NATION"
"FINEH"
Uif angy I left da room leavung da THING alone bihind
Andf I telethransported to de outsihside and georeg was sliepeng liake awais
"Wakey wakey mf"
"Stfu" George sayd
"No u"
"Heh gavey u drugs too?"
"No im drunk"
"Ok"
Little pauseh
"OBVIUSLY HE GAVEDP MEH DRUGS"
"Ye ye nowh lemme slep"
"NO"
"Bah u in period?"
"NO"
A FRIKIN COW APIARED IN THE FRONT OF DA DOOR I PIKEDI HIM BY SA WISRT AND RUNNED WITH DA SPIDRUN MUSIQ (DUDUDUDU)
Weg teletranported to an auirplane wif parachutey wae jumped and diod a mltg wid a water bicjket
but we falled in top of a ramdom dude and he died but he turnded in a bear uif no legys that knowws hyow tho swuim, but sddenly a whale atedy Us
Georeg had fireuorks anwd ueh explodedh da whale dat died (o7) and tranphormed into a titanic V2
Aftar ue killed da whale evrything startingh get corrupted wif neon green, blueh and purple flashing. The world was corrupted.
----------------------------------------------------------- This chapter is kinda short and I decided to make the things a little different than the original idea, but anyways I hope you all enjoyed!
