Naruto reacts to the multiverse

universe 5: the legion of stationery

Urashikki POV

after watching Naruto or the reincarnation of Ashura shred on a guitar but somehow still get defeated the mysterious Kaneishikki Otsutsuki then said that there was going to be much longer universe coming up next

Kane: now up next is a strange one in this universe everyone is made of paper except the guys are going to be watching except for one of them which is Naruto but anyways let's begin with the legion of stationary

The light turns on revealing what can only be guessed as a metal version of sai who then began singing "feast you arise on my artsenal, 12 colored pencils ready to make your paper bodies my canvas!, Let us see you dodge this!" as his body would then open up like a Russian doll and out of it colored pencils each the size of a katana launched towards jiraiyo as sai would then continue with his barrage as he would then sing "I've armed my missiles my targets locked on to you, heaven rains with pencils, that leave you crying sacra bleu!"

Sai: so I'm the first member in this legion?

Kane: yep

Kakashi: he's still an artist

Sasuke: whatever I bet my version is better

Sai would then make colored pencils rain down and explode on the ground as he would then sing "ain't got no time for you philistines, now you will die by my artistic crimes! You can't tell art from a hole in the ground now comes the part where the toad sage goes down!, glance up at the sky and you'll see the depth of your plight!" As out of nowhere a villager would then appear and would say "watch your head don't meet your doom, those colored pencils go kaboom!" As sai would then sing while summoning 12 more colored pencils "you better look sharp, and dry your weapons for a fight!" As more villagers would then appear as they would have been sing "give this pencil case a show you can do it jiraiyo!" Sai would then aim his weapons as he would then say "I'm a 12 pack of colors, but when I'm done the streets will run with red!" Villagers would then appear again and would sing "don't you slip, dull his tips!, Don't let him give you more lip!"

Jiraiya: eh your performance is a bit flat and those puns aren't exactly colorful enough to really be funny

Sai/Sai: everyone's a critic!

Kakashi: holy it appears that all of these strange members have the ability to break the fourth wall!

Kane: yep

Sai would then continue singing and dropping explosive colored pencil missiles on the ground "you'll be half that many feet under to the king, I'll bring back your head!" Villagers would then appear and would sing "he's run his course now kick his shorts, their metaphorical, of course!" The missiled maestro would then get angry as you've been sing faster "shoot my missiles up your derriere you stand no chance against Sai-Pierre!" Suddenly what could only be guessed as origami demons appeared as they would begin singing as well "missiles fling, people sing, hail the origami King!" Sai would then continue singing "I'll scribble you back down the stairs these colors run; you best be scared!" The demons would then appear once more "all the same, he'll end your game glory to King naru's name!" Suddenly jiraiya would hit a strange symbol on the ground as his arms would then become 10 ft long as he would then grab the top half of sai and would slam it down as nothing would happen then sai would continue singing "you can't hope to stop my mighty ROY G BIV barrage, now I'll make you drop faster than the lift I sabotaged, this is the part where you fall to my art, you were doomed from the start, you aren't all that smart! I've got it made you are in an air raid, no one will come to your aid I've got missiles in spades!" As he would then begin charging up an attack