Yandere before therapy they really need it (Yandere x reader)

Chapter idk anymore

HIIIII GUYS WE'RE BACK SORRY FOR BEING SO LATE WE WILL GIVE NO REASON AS TO WHY IT TOOK SO LONG BUT INSERT DRAMTIC STORY K BYE ENJOY

The Yans had made it their goal to find the perfect kindaping method after Y/ns regeetion and ascension like the god she was. Did they go the basic route and give her the good ol chloroform rag or would they go the more daring route and knock her out. There were so many options they needed to plan out on there basic ass planner maybe make a mood board abt it . Sow was going the chloroform route he didnt want to hurt Y/n's head that would be bad and bad things are bad, Mai wanted to hit y/N OVER THE HEAD as the last time she tried drugging Y/n with her dino capsules things didnt turn out good maybe some brain damaged would help fix the problem of y/n not loving her. Big chungus, Ashi and demon boi could give two fucks less A KIDNAPED Y/N WAS THE SAME BLUNGEND OR NOT.

Suddenly Satan asecnded form hell and walked over to demon boi

Under his breath he let out a horse whisper as if he had went to a frat party and was scrwmaing his head off

"I can provide some supplies, free of charge my sinners want reveng, she beat em up in a tik tok battle waht ever that is. I kinda need to appease them or like theyll start a revolution you know gen z am i right"

Demon boi only nodded his head taking the big bag of supplies from satan

But first before they kinaped Y/n they needed to figure out how they knew chloroform was involved but doing it was anther story

"Guys do you know how to actually kidnap" Ashi whsipered

"Idk, doc look it up on google shorty use your brain" Big chungues reapplied using his finger to touch his glasses like those anime nerds

They gang all huddled around the found Big chungues in charge, he decided to use the best possible guide wiki how

HOW TO KIDNAP GIRL EASY WTH CLORFORM

Instantly resukts popped up dam kidnaing someone was easier then they thought, countless wats of using chloroform, bathbombs, sented candles galor although the best results was a pumpkin spice latte wth chloroform whip cream.

All they had to do was make a diy starbucks drink and then bam Y.\/n kidnapped sha bam

But how do they make the drink they obviously had the recipe infornt of them but they sure as hell didnt have the igrednets big chungus even tho extremely skinny and anime like lived off mcdonald and carrots . Oh wait carrot his sister who never showed up again maybe she should be in this chapter yeah.

All bigchungus could think abt was going to the grocery store ir was the only option but he and the group were to socially inept to handle that but yet they had to it was a must sadly.

"Guys, docs we have to go out into the..... Public" instantly a huge amounts of gasps came out of everyones mouth like a off tune grade 9 choir

",OWO, GO OUTSIDE OUO BUT... HOW PEOPLE SOCALZINING WITHOUT CURNCHY LEAF CHAN I CANT" Sow was having a literally mental break down whille Eberyone else just nodded their heads oblivious to how socially inept they were

MAGCIALLY THEY ALL FLEW TO THE STORE WITH THE POWER OF SUNSHINES AND RAINBOWS

Arving at the grocery sore the yan gang awkwardly waddled up to the store they had forgotten how to walk after flying so much to places.

Evetrone was strating at them as of they were the kids who growled at you in public and acted like dogs they werent dogs just crazy people big chungus was crossing taht line tho he had full ass bunny ears and a tail why no one qustioned that was some mysteriouy not to mention his musty ass furry gloves he wore everywhere.