Avengers Chatroom

Disco Ball

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Y/N added Nebula, Drax, Mantis, Gamora, Thor, Rocket, Groot and Quill.

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Y/N: I'm so glad you guys were able to spend a few days on Earth!

Rocket: Yeah! Almost sucks that this is our last day.

Thor: At least we're enjoying it at this...what did you call it again lady y/n?

Y/N: it's a club Thor. People come here to party

Rocket: And wear nice jewelry.

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Y/N: Nebula? Where did you go?

Nebula: A man told me I could, and I qoute, "ride his train." So now I'm skinning him in the back of the alley.

Y/N: 😱

Groot: I am Groot

Rocket: No Groot! What did I tell you about dating Terran girls!

Groot: I am Groot

Thor: Yes Tree, I agree that Lady y/n is a great midgardian.

Rocket: but she's about the only good thing that comes from this planet!

Y/N: Thx?

Y/N: awww look at Quill trying to get Gamora to dance...

Y/N: 😮

Rocket: Wow! She's got a nice right hook.

Y/N: guys, I'm starting to get bored over here by myself. Thor, where are u?

Thor: One moment lady y/n, I'm participating in a beer drinking contest.

Thor: YOU MIDGARDIANS THINK YOU CAN OUT-BEER THE MIGHTY THOR?!

Y/N: 😒

Groot: I am Groot!

Y/N: someone translate please

Rocket: he wants you to save him from the crowd of girls

Y/N: sorry Groot. You're on your own with that one.

Rocket: Whoa! Jackpot! What's that sparkly thing up there?

Y/N: The disco ball?

Rocket: My pockets are gonna be full tonight!

Y/N: Rocket! I thought we'd gotten past your stealing problem

Rocket: Ya' know. We did, but then I saw this guy on Xandar with a wicked-ass belt and decided that the ethical lifestyle wasn't for me.

Y/N: 🤦‍♀️

Mantis: I can feel the music! 😄

Y/N: Yeah! Music does send an emotional response to most people.

Mantis: No. I can feel it. In the floor.

Y/N: ew! Mantis get off the floor, do you know what's been down there!?

Mantis: gum?

Y/N: I mean probably, but that's the LEAST disgusting thing I can imagine.

Mantis: no seriously, I found a piece of gum! 😃

Rocket: 🤮

Y/N: why hasn't Drax been talking this whole time?

Rocket: Oh! He passed out a long time ago! Just look in the left corner you'll see him

Y/N: :0

Y/N: I think it's time to leave.

Quill: Nooooo

Gamora: yes. Let's leave. Now.

Nebula: I agree

Mantis: 🥺

Groot: I am Groot

Rocket: I was just getting to the good stuff

Y/N: Rocket give that lady her earrings back!