Avengers Chatroom

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A/N~Yall, I haven't updated this in like a week or two, I feel so effing pathetic lmao. Sorry, and this is just gonna be made up as I go soooo...😐

Clint has created a chat room (I know I always have Clint making chat rooms...just go with it)

Clint has added Y/N, Natasha, Steve, and Tony

Y/N has joined

Steve has joined

Y/N: Tony says he's busy, so he can't join.

Clint: This is very important.

Natasha has joined

Natasha: What's wrong Barton?

Tony has joined (reluctantly)

Tony: What do you want Legolas?

Natasha: Tony, be nice.

Tony: No! Every time I'm in the middle of something, you guys interrupt me!

Y/N: Because you're never doing anything actually important!

Steve: Guys! Focus! Clint said there was a problem, we need to help him!

Y/N: Go ahead, Clint.

Clint: Alright, I need some advice...

Natasha: Oooo, is it on girls? Because if so...you're a lost cause.

Steve: Nat!

Natasha: He knows I'm kidding! Right, Barton?

Clint: *sniff* yeah.

Y/N: Do you need advice on doing Lila's hair, because you need it.

Tony: Isn't Lila old enough to do her own hair?!

Y/N: That's what I said!

Clint: No! I need advice on-

Tony: It's date night isn't it. Don't worry bud, I got you...Last time Pepper and I had date night I ordered a stroganoff from a local restaurant and told Pep I made it. Then I got the cheap ass wine from the cellar, cause why waste the good stuff? That's for the parties! After a few half-hearted compliments she was in my bed, taking off her-

Y/N: OKAY, OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOU!

Natasha: You are the definition of a douche bag, Stark.

Tony: Why thank you, triple imposter! I was born bad.

Steve: Wait. What were you gonna say? Are you and Pepper....fondueing? 

Tony: I'll tell you when you're older, kid.

Steve: ....

Y/N: He's literally 105 years old.

Clint: Why do you guys always do this?

Natasha: Do what, Barton?

Clint: Every time I try to talk to you guys, you go off and have your own conversations, never listening to what I have to say! It makes me feel like I'm not an important part of the team sometimes. 😞

Y/N: Awwww, Clint. You have my full attention!

Natasha: Yeah, sorry Barton. We didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Tony: I did! ☝

Steve: Tony...

Tony: Whaaat? I'm just tryna' lighten the mood!