Avengers Chatroom

Christmas Shopping

Barton has created a chat room

Barton has added Tony, Y/N, Nat, Steve, Bruce, and Thor

Y/N has joined

Tony has joined

Thor has joined

Steve has joined 

Nat has joined

Bruce has joined

Barton: Hey, who wants to go Christmas shopping with me?

Nat: I already went with Steve

Steve: Yeah, sorry Clint.

Barton: Y/N? Thor? Bruce?

Tony: Why didn't you say my name?

Barton: Because you're an atheist.

Tony: Yeah, so?

Barton: I didn't think you would celebrate Christmas.

Tony: It's still a good excuse to spend money and throw a party!

Barton: Well, then do you want to go Christmas shopping?

Tony: No. I'm a busy man, I don't have time for that.

Y/N: I'll go Christmas shopping with you Clint, I still need to get presents for Laura and the kids anyways so I could use your input.

Barton: Thank you, at least someone cares.

Thor: What is this Christmas you speak of?

Y/N: It's a holiday that we celebrate on Earth.

Nat: Like Tony said, it's just an excuse to blow your money on presents that nobody likes.

Steve: And decorate with pretty lights!

Bruce: Yeah. The parents tell their kids about a guy name Santa who breaks into your house and eats all your food.

Nat: Don't forget the watching you while you sleep part.

Thor: I don't think I enjoy this holiday. 

Thor has left the chat

Y/N: Guys, you made Thor cry!

Tony: They're just bein honest.

Y/N: Ugh, one second...

Y/N has left the chat

Nat: Where do you think she/he/they went?

Tony: ¯\_(¬_¬ )_/¯

Y/N has joined the chat

Thor has joined the chat

Y/N: Okay Thor, now that you're back, what they meant to say was that Christmas is a time for giving gifts to the people you care about and spending time with them.

Thor: But what about the man...Santa?

Tony: He's fat, jolly, and knows everything. He has a list too. You're on it.

Thor: WHAT?!

Y/N: Well, he has Naughty list and a Nice list. But, he's not really-

Thor: Wait! Does destroying city's and making Sokovia float count as Naughty?

Nat: I would say yes.

Steve: I mean-

Thor: What does this man do to those who are Naughty.

Tony: He steals their cookies and drinks their milk. *evil laughter*

Y/N: Tony! Stop!

Tony: Then he publicly embarrasses them by giving everyone else fun toys. And when you aren't looking...he puts COAL IN YOUR STOCKING!

Thor: NOOOOOOOOOO

Tony: Yes.

Bruce: Don't worry Thor, I'm sure you'd be on the Nice list.

Thor: What happens if you're on the nice list?

Bruce: Well, you get to have any present you could imagine.

Thor: ENDLESS POPTARTS?!

Bruce: Uhhh-I guess?

Y/N: I'm so over this conversation. 🙄

Thor: I will do whatever it takes to get on this Nice list!

Nat: It's not hard, you just have to be charitable.

Thor: YES! And if that doesn't work, I will find this Santa and MAKE him put me on the Nice list!

Y/N: I-okay.

Barton: Or you can start by going Christmas shopping with your friends.

Thor: I shall join. 

Y/N: Cool. 

Barton: What about you Banner?

Bruce: Eh, I don't know...Hulk in a small environment with tiny children and ladies fighting over discounts? Probably best to stay home.

Barton: Suit yourself

Thor: One question, shall I buy a present for Santa?

Y/N: Thor, he's not real.

Thor: What do you mean he is not real?

Y/N: I mean he doesn't exist, it's just a story...a tall tale.

Thor: I don't care how tall his tail is I want to be on the Nice list!

Y/N: Thor. It's fiction. Parents tell it to their kids to give them hope.

Tony: Or have free cookies.

Nat: Or trick them into going to bed early.

Y/N: Would you guys stop?!

Thor: I WAS PROMISED ENDLESS POPTARTS! I WANT MY ENDLESS POPTARTS

Tony: Too bad buddy.

Y/N: Thor, calm down. You'll have your poptarts!

Thor: I better, because if I don't then I'll invite my older sister to Christmas at Stark tower!

Barton: Okay, and? The more the merrier.

Thor: OHOHOHO. We'll just see.

Tony: See Thor, you're already sounding like Santa! Who needs the real one.

Y/N: Yeah okay, I'm gonna go. Barton you coming?

Barton: Yup.

Y/N has left the chat

Barton has left the chat

Thor: I shall follow them and join the festivities.

Tony: Whatever big guy, I got work to do. Science bro's unite?

Bruce: You need to stop calling us that.

Tony: Never.

Thor has left the chat

Tony has left the chat

Bruce has left the chat

Steve: So between you and me...

Nat: Yeah?

Steve: What'd you get for Steve?

Nat:....

Nat: Do you think I'm an idiot?