Giyushino Oneshots

Oh, Hello Akaza

Synopsis: Akaza lends us his thoughts on Giyushino and discovers something new as well.

Both Giyu and Shinobu are demons in this AU

Akaza's PoV

Huh? You want me to tell you what I think about Tomioka and Kocho? Sure, I guess.

I'll start off with Kocho. She's a nice lady, a bit scary at times, but very smart. We don't really talk that much but most of our interactions were pretty good I think. We also share a similar enemy in Douma. Also, her ability in making different types of poison is amazing!

Tomioka, he's okay I guess. He's a bit too silent for my liking and doesn't always accept my challenge to fight him, but whenever he does, he puts up a good fight. He also joins me and Kocho in our usual "Talk Smack About Douma" meetings and gives out some good input. Seriously, where did he come up with "Tacky-Colored Rainbow-Eyed Doormat" I mean, that's genius! Absolute comedy gold, I tell you!

So yeah, that's what I think about Kocho and Tomioka. What? You want to know if I think they're a good couple?

To be honest, I've never really thought about them as a couple, but I do see them interact with each other sometimes.

Kocho seems to enjoy teasing Tomioka for some reason, and Tomioka tries his best to one-up her sometimes, but she always comes up with a witty rebuttal. I think I even saw him blush from it once or twice.

I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if those two became a couple. Although I'm a little concerned about how Lord Muzan will react to that, but then again he listened to my request for letting me not eat women so maybe he'll let them be together, who knows?

Literally the day after Akaza's interview

Third Person PoV

Akaza was just strolling along the halls of the Infinity Palace, sipping his usual mug of Respect Women Juice when he heard a few crashing noises and yells coming from far ahead.

'It sounds like a fight!' Akaza thought to himself, 'Please let it be the ladies beating up Douma. Please let it the be ladies beating up Douma. Pleeassee, I'm begging on Lord Muzan's sparkly fedora, please let it be the ladies beating up Douma.'

Sadly for poor, hyped up Akaza, he did not find the ladies beating up Douma. He did however see Shinobu hugging Giyu on a bed. Both of them had love-struck looks on their faces, with Giyu's even having a few lipstick marks here and there. The pair instantly snapped their heads towards the door and saw Akaza, wide-eyed and covering his mouth in shock.

"What in the name of fireworks is even going on here?!" Akaza yelled in confusion.

Giyu and Shinobu looked at one another, as if they were communicating telepathically, nodded and turned towards Akaza once more.

"Come inside and we'll tell you everything," Shinobu said.

"Just make sure you close the door please," added Giyu.

        ✨~A Few Minutes Later~✨
(This timeskip has been brought to you by Akaza, Enmu, and Rui sailing on a little boat titled the S.S. Giyushino)

"So what you're telling me is that the two of you have been dating for nearly two years now, and have been keeping this a secret from the other Moons?" Akaza said to make sure he heard their recap properly.

Giyushino nodded. Shinobu was sitting comfortably in Giyu's lap and Giyu was resting his head on top of hers, lipstick marks completely gone, and their hands intertwined.

Akaza simply whistled in amazement, "Man, I just can't believe you two are dating and didn't get discovered!"

"Actually," Shinobu said, "Two other people found out about us before you did."

Akaza was surprised to say the least. "Really? Who?"

"Rui and Enmu" Giyu said with his usual monotone voice.

Akaza nearly did a spit take. "R-Rui and Enmu? Seriously?!" Giyushino simply nodded in confirmation.

"They, um, didn't see you during an extremely intimate moment right?" The pink haired basketball asked to make sure a certain childlike spider still had his innocence intact.

"Don't worry, they only saw us kiss is all," Giyu mumbled "We weren't even making out or anything."

Akaza sighed in relief.

"You won't report us to him right?" Shinobu asked in worry.

"Don't worry," Akaza said with a smile, "I won't spill the beans to the master, promise."

The couple nodded and gave their thanks to Akaza, who then left the room to let the two continue their romantic doings.

                ✨Bonus Scene ✨

Akaza was walking through the halls thinking about the events that happened today.

'Wow, who knew that Kocho and Tomioka were dating?' He thought to himself, 'Huh, now that I think about it, I guess that explains some of the noises I often heard from their room."

He continued walking when he literally processed what he just thought.

Oh sweet baby Muzan.

A few hours later, Rui found Akaza fainted on the floor from knowing too much.

A/N Hello everyone! Hope you enjoyed today's oneshot! I'd just like to give a quick thanks for getting this book to over a thousand reads!! 🎉🎊 It really means a lot to me and I'm glad that y'all enjoy these little stories that I made for this wonderful ship. Once again, thanks you guys, see ya on the next oneshot♥️