DIPS! He's mine! (not the usual chat fic)

Can someone please Explain?!

UA staff group chat:

RG: Why do I have so many unconcious patientes?

Aizawa: be happy that they are only unconcious

All Might: The LOV came.

Mic: And they did nothing?

Aizawa: i found them this way.

RG: They don't have any injuries.

Aizawa: they will.

RG: Don't you darre SHOTA AIZAWA!

Hound Dog: What are you planning to do?

Mic: Don't make them just hang there from the ceiling.

All Might: Glad to hear that eveyone is fine.

RG: I never said that.

Nezu: No injured people and they are all asleep. Are they poisoned?

RG: No, nothing of that sort. They are just sleeping but Midoriya has a bad fever.

Aizawa: i told that problem child to take it easy.

All Might: Why didn't he say a thing to me?

Aizawa: nezu i want an insight of the cctv footage

Nezu: Ah I asume you want to see your class locking up Midoriya in the changing room?

Aizawa: ... they will pay for this.

Vlad King: HAHAHAHA only your class will do something like this.

Aizawa: as if yours is treating midoriya any better.

Vlad King: At least he is not in my class.

Aizawa: if I find Monoma in my class again bullying the problem child, i'll make him learn to fly.

Mic: Scary fact... he would seriously do that.

Vlad King: I'll see to it that he won't come over again and don't touch my class without any reasons.

Midnight: Back to the important topic! Sho, your class locked the cinnamon roll up?

All Might: Unfortunatelly yes.

Nezu: They will need to deal with the consequences. Aizawa I'll leave the punishment up to you.

RG: Don't hurt them.

Hound Dog: Or torture them mentally.

Mic: Not throwing out a window.

Midnight: oho wow... so many nots.... Sho what did you do?

Thirteen: How is the green bean doing now?

RG: He has a fever but I gave him something to get over it fast.

All Might: Thank you for looking after him.

Sniper: Was anything stolen?

Nezu: No.

Siper: Why were they then here?

Nezu: I can't wrap my head around it either. It looks like they just came to make the boys of class 1 A sleep.

Power Loader: WAIT WHAT?!

Nezu: They teleported in and immediately threw the gas bomb and teleported out.

Power Loader: Maybe they tried something out?

Sniper: A venom that didn't take effect?

RG: There was indeed something in that gas since the kids are sleeping tightly but other than a high concentrated sleeping gas couldn't be found on them.

Midnight: That's weird..

Nezu: Power Loader I assume you will be upgrading the security system?

Power Loader: Already working on it.

Nezu: Hound Dog I want you to have a talk with class 1A find out why they did this to Midoriya. If I am right then everything is a big misunderstanding.

Hound Dog: Got it.

RG: Midoriya will be excused for a week Aizawa.

Aizawa: fine by me

All Might: I'll try and keep him company maybe I can get something out of him.

Nezu: I highly doubt that.

Aizawa: i'll talk to him when he is awake and up on his feet again too.

Mic: Oh Sho cares!

Midnight: I know! Dadzawa for the run!

Aizawa: do you have a death wish?

Mic: But you care!

Hound Dog: You better stop it right there. He would never admit it and you really are digging your own grave.