𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘, 𝐳𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐫

𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧. "𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄!"

GROUPCHAT

JUNIOR WHEELER — MATEO
LEXY CROSS— ALYVIA
JAKE WHEELER— ZACKARY
AMELIA BARCLAY— FAIRY
DEVON EVANS— BJORGVIN

AMELIA BARCLAY
i just realized that devon and lexy have last names too, so that's why i changed the names. BUT GUYS OMG GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED

JAKE WHEELER
don't you dare tell them.

JUNIOR WHEELER
i'm intrigued

LEXY CROSS
oh be quiet, i'll add cosmo.

JUNIOR WHEELER
oh come on, i didn't even do anything that time!

DEVON EVANS
tell us.

AMELIA BARCLAY
ok so, here we go. me and zackary went
to burger king this morning because he wanted food.

JAKE WHEELER
if you tell them i'll choke you. 😐

AMELIA BARCLAY
well i mean-  i have a dirty mind, sorry

JUNIOR WHEELER
15 & 14. calm
your hormones down.

LEXY CROSS
you're one to speak

DEVON EVANS
finish the story, dammit.

AMELIA BARCLAY
oh right right, so when we get
there, we order some spicy chicken nuggets and a spicy chicken sandwich.
and zackary goes "i'll fill up the drink cups!"
so when he go over to the thing, it doesn't work. so then he puts his head under there to look and all of a sudden it starts working and the soda literally FALLS DOWN ONTO HIS HAIR AND HEAD
now he smells like sprite.

JUNIOR WHEELER
STOP LMAO WHY WOULD YOU
LOOK UNDER THERE

LEXY CROSS
LMFAOO YOU DUMBASS

DEVON EVANS
PLSSSSS IM PISSING RN 💀💀

JAKE WHEELER
oh laugh it up.
that's why you're not getting anymore
kisses fairy.

AMELIA BARCLAY
NO BABY IM SORRY I LOVE YOUU

JAKE WHEELER
you called me baby.

JAKE WHEELER
WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY THAT
YOU LOVE ME??

AMELIA BARCLAY
oh shit. time to go.

JUNIOR WHEELER
wellllp, i guess it's time for me to pull
a zayn. ima be texting cosmo!

DEVON EVANS
i think ima gooooo, talk
to......jupiter! yeah uh, bye now!!

LEXY CROSS
i have to go listen to sunny
sing. bye now!!

JAKE WHEELER
NAH BRING YOUR BEHIND BACK
HERE, EVERYONE

JAKE WHEELER
wait i'm in the same house as
fairy, i could just walk in there.

AND THE AUTHOR FINALLY SPEAKS AGAIN..
guess what class i wrote this in lmaoo.
and this started off as a real life chapter but uh yeah.