The cycle. (A Sasunaru Fanfiction)

Sleepover ch.3

Sasuke's Pov

So I asked my mother if my beloved could sleep over.(In those exact words.) It's quite obvious mom said yes. Father was quite agitated and agitating at the same damn time. He was so obnoxious that naruto almost caught on.
"No dancing around at night."
"Don't cause a ruckus."
"Innocence is important to maintain."
All he had to do was shut up. My poor innocent husband was as confused a rattlesnake in the middle of the ocean. My father basically saying not to pipe Naruto.

I will not do such things until Naruto knows what sex is and can consent to it. I don't want to hurt him...
But I'm going to get a kiss. I'll do it infront of my parents if I have to.
"Sasuke!"
"Yes, dobe?"
"Why are you ignoring meeeee."
I swear he's going to kill me. Not quite sure if it's from love or annoyance yet.

"I'm not ignoring you my love."
"Bullshit, what do you mean my love, you sound guilty."
"I wasn't meaning to. I'm feeling a little off track. Maybe you could make me feel better? Hn?"
"That sounds like bait."
"Maybe a kiss will help?"
His face catches bright red.

"Sasuke! What's up with you? Itachi help, I think Sasuke's trying to kill meeeeee."
He says as he takes off.
I couldn't help but sigh.

Mission failed, we'll get em next time.

I'll just read, he'll come back. I kinda want to read some of those adultery books. Hn. Kakashi has rubbed off on me.

~Minutes later~

Apparently what me and Naruto would be called would be gay or homosexual. Kami loves all is presented but in some of these books from the americas... It seems it would be sin. How depressing that they think I would give a shit about their so called Bible. Love is love. No matter how it may be.

Wait a damn minute... Doesn't it say that this so called Jesus washed another man's feet... doesn't that mean that he is also gay... I've been lied to. Let me not.

Good thing I'm only narutosexual. He will be my husband and that is that.

But what is this so called topping? I mean I assumed there would be a way of pleasure between us two, but I didn't think it would be like this. I mean earlier I used the phrase pipe him but I didn't think it would be correct.

I have to thrust into his anus... That sounds weird. Anus, Anus, Anus, Anus, Anus, Anus... I'm no better than Naruto. I rather say ass as vulgar as it sounds.

I am to release a white sticky substance into him... What the actual fu-

"Sasuke what did you say to Naruto to make him run to my room?"
That's enough reading for today.

"I simply asked him for a kiss."
"He said you were being oddly sweet."
"Because I wanted a kiss, though I'm not only going to be nice whenever I want a kiss."
"Kami, sasuke."
"Naruto, he was just showing affection!"
I couldn't help but sigh and roll my eyes as I hear the pitter patter of my future husband's feed as he runs to hug me.
"So you're not planning to kill me?"
"No dear, I'm not."
Itachi chuckles as he exits the room.

"I can give you a kiss..."
I couldn't stop my eyes from widening while hearing that sentence.
"Would you?"
"I'm mean I don't mind, it'd you after all..."

I silently nod as he leans in to give me a short but blissful kiss.
He giggles and smiles.
"Your lips are cold sasuke."
"Yours are warm, dobe."
He blushes.

"Can I have another?"
"Mhm"
"That's not a word..."
He giggles as he kisses me again. This one a lot longer.
"I love you, teme."
"Love you t-"

"Come eat!"
My father's voice booms down the hallway. Asshole. He knows I was getting kisses. One of these days I'm going to tell him to fuck himself in eight directions.

"Come naru." He gives me a cute little nod and smile.

Naruto's Pov

Sasuke looks like he's got murder on his mind. (Murder on his miiiiiiiind. Sorry.)
His dad just really pissed him off. I couldn't do anything but follow him.

When we got to the table Sasuke and his dad had a glaring contest. If looks could kill I tell you, if look cold kill.

Itachi is having the best time being fed by ocean~chan. I believe they were the two that cooked today. Ocean chan is darker skinned. She's so pretty. Even though she's a contrast to her name. She's a fire ball. Her hair matches her fiery soul. Black, red, orange, yellow, and white. To be completely honest everyone is attractive. Except Mr. Uchiha of course.

Okay, I'm rude. I'm going to relax. Half way through eating sasuke's hand is in between my thighs. I would usually slap his hand but he usually does this when k gets upset. Its like he knows he's angry before I do. And I'm housing him. Not going to lie, this actually makes me really comfortable. Like I can take a calm nap.

"I'm tired."
"I can see that, wanna to go back to my room."
"Yes..."
I don't even remember going back to sasuke's room. Or going to sleep. But waking up next to him makes me incredibly happy. Wait. I just used a big word. Point for me, score!

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A lot of the things I say are out of pocket. Sorry if it was offensive.