Phoenix and Edgeworth find themselves facing new challenges...on MARS. The fate of Francesco Bernoulli and Lighting McQueen's marriage is in their hands... but will their chronic illnesses get in the way? Will Edgeworth be strong enough to resist?
edgewotth screamed at me. "TWO MALE CARS SHOULD ENVER BE ALLOWED TO MARRY."
i couldnt believe what i wa hearing. how could edgey be so homophobic??? it was the 22nd century and we were on mars!?
egedworht prattled on. "GAY MARRIAGE ISNBT REAL CAR MARREIAGE BECAUSE MAN SEX ISNT REAL SEX. Girgis, Sherif and George, Robert and Anderson, Ryan T., What is Marriage? (November 23, 2012). Harvard Journal of Law and Public Policy, Vol. 34, No. 1, pp. 245-287, Winter 2010, Available at SSRN: "
what was he talking about?? i baffled. my scoliosis brace creaked as i cringed (a/n sorry ik thats a bad word haha lololol). i hoped no one would hear my scoliosis brace. it would be so embarrassing if edgeworth knew. what would he think of me???
francesco pov
i glared at feenie. why wasn't he sating anything??? he was just staring at edgeoth as he elled about why i couldnt marry the love of my life, lighting. lighting looked so sad, i would do anything to make ghim halkly.
phoenix pov
i coildtn stand it anymore. i had to say something. i knew francestco and lighting's future depended on me.
i took a deep breath.
this
was
it.
"YOUR MOM!!!!"
edgeworth recoiled and clutched his chest (a/n haha you know like in the game when phoenix gets an objection lolol). "WHAT???" he yelled.
yoyo mama pov
i looked down from my judge chair in despair and shook my head. i widededned my eyes as phoezsix uttered his satemeted. this couldnt go on!! i slammed my gayvel and yelled "RECESS"
edgeworth pov
how did pheonixs know?? that my mom took me to the city to see a marching band when i was a younf boyg?? (a/n sport the reference XD). i always wanted tobe the savpir ofthe broekdn and the damned but elon musk blackmailed me when he killed my dad ;((((. he sais he woudl tell everyone about my constipationn if i didn;t represent him. no one knows that i am like men. not even elon. it is killing me sindie to say these things.
i know that pehoncies hates me. i would too if i was him. i already do. but theres nothing i can do, unless i want everyone to kow im constiated and gay.
am i wrong if it says that when the boy meets evil he will just dance to no more dream lie and beapcese in =sdet he love mayse nonly to have an ephighiey that it was answer love myself (a/n haha more refreneces XDDD)
~~~~~ SETTING CHANGE ~~~~~
mars bathroom, 2148
feenie pov:
my scoliosis brace dug into my spine. i had to get this thing off, so i rusedh to the bathroom and stoon in front of the mirror. i slipped my shirt off my bustling muscles wnd i reached for the straps and lossened them. ahhh. sweet relief. suddenly i heard tapping from the stall. i looked down to see bewutiuffly shined shoes and immeidafely realized who it was.
e-edgeworth.
he tapped his shors wuocker and wuicker as more concerning noises eminared from the batjreoom stall. is he ok? w-wait no, i hqte him! i dont care if hes constipated or not. frick him wnd frick his homophobia.
edgeworth pov:
i heard the rumble in my colon. i knew what that meant.
c-constipation.
this couldnt be happening!! it was this court caset aht would mean no one would find out!! but if i didnt go popp now everyone woudl know after the reess! i ran to the bathroom, not noticin the man taking off his shirt in the miurror. all i could think about was my lower intesting.
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my wide shoulders swqeuaked as i sat on the toilet. rumbling sounds came out of my stoimach. ahh. sweet relief.
suddenly i reaized there was another man in the bathroom.
oh no. oh no. o-oh no no no no...
(a/n we drew fanart haha dont judge we're not artists)
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phoenix pov:
ok. the noises stoppez. did he die? i know jes homophobic but hes still a human being. i took my time forming the words. "e-e-edgeworth are u okay? i know ir homophobic but u are human too."
there was an gasp from the stall. he heard me! slowly the stall reaked open. but there was a little porbalem
"uhh edgey? your pants are down."
he loked flustered and then glared
"yea ur shirt is off" he smirked chucklingly.
"are u homophoic?" i asked cuttinf straight (a/n heheheheh) to the point.
"L-LET ME EXPLAIN PHENOIC" he gasped gapsingly. "I AM BEING BLACJMAILED BY ELON MUSK" his voiced softened "p-phrnoix, i never told ajyone t-this. but i have constipation AND IM PROUD."
edgey pov:
phenoic's gayze (a/n heheheheheheh) softened at my words. he gestured to hid scolioios brace "i have s-somthing to say too! i want our cars to collide in the courtroom and i hahe sciolios."
"huh?? what did he mean by cars colliding??? unless...... he wanted what I wanted too?" i looked up and down his rippling spine and glidtening muscles. nevertheless our break id over. our time is up.
nevertheless he xontinued his monologue. "stand up for what u brliebe in edgeworth uwu! u should not be afraid of elon musk and his crusty eyelids. you wre on mars! do whst martians do!"
i knew what he was saying was true deep down. but for everyone to know my constipation??? i didnt know if i was strong enough.
but then i realized. my worst enemy, phoeniz, already knew. what more did i have to lose???
"ill do it. " i resolved resolvinginly
a/n stay tuned for chapter 2!! hope you liked it uwu.
