A Netflix Original Series
Reagan's Mom's House
Let's cut to a conversation Reagan is having with her mom at her pool, probably talking about her moms relationships
Tomiko: *laughing* And one thing led to another and now I'm gonna have to find a new pool boy.
Reagan wearing a hoodie under one of those Beach Umbrellas: You hooked up with the guy who cleans your drains?
Tomiko: Let's just say Rodrigo did a very thorough job.
Reagan: *pff* *cough*
Tomiko: It's a shame I'm dumping him for his cousin.
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Tomiko: Oh hey, now that he's available he can be your plus one to my next book signing!
Reagan: *sigh* Why would I wanna date your hand-me-down boy toy? I don't wanna sound elitist but he's covered in vegetable oil.
Tomiko: You haven't had a serious boyfriend since college and it's worrying.
Damn
Reagan: Im single by choice, because I have a fulfilling career where I am doing really important things!
Cut to the War Room
Brett: In conclusion, by Duct taping a bunch of drones together, you get.... THE DRONE THRONE!!!!
Glenn: God bless America!
Y/n: I have got to make one of those things
Reagan: *sigh*
Brett: *crashes into the Moniter*
Y/n: You okay buddy?
J.R: Great News everyone, we've officially purchased the dating app RightSwipe! We now have a blackmailers's ransom in personal data.
Andre: Oh my god, it's every profile in D.C. Including Myc's? Huh, "Mole Diggers swipe left."
Brett: Andre identifies as, alwayssexual?
Gigi: Y/n's says... "If you're one of my exes and looking to get back at me, stay the hell away?
Reagan: Surprise, Surprise, It says Gigi's attracted to power.
Gigi: Power is attracted to me honey.
J.R: With all this user data, we finally have enough dick pics to blackmail the two remaining branches of government we don't control.
Reagan: ugh!
Y/n: Yep, this is gonna be burned into my head for the rest of my life.
J.R: Reagan, I want you working late sorting through these dicks.
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