"CUUMMMMMMM GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW" My mother shrieked. Ugh I hate her. She's just salty because she can never have me. Oh shit I forgot to introduce myself.
Hi my Name is Orgasm "Cum" Nut. And my mom is Mother Nature and a total bitch. She created me in hopes of making a better society but didn't realize that out of all the species to misuse it humans would the most. Not only is their population out of control but I'm the one who has to control it along with my friends Condom, Plan B, November, Virginity, Arousal, and Christanity. But I call them Con, Backup, NNN, Virgin, Horny, and Chris. Anyway lets get back to the story.
"WHY TF ARE THEIR SO MANY HUMANS AND WHY ARE THEY ALL DUMBER THAN A BAG OF DICKS" My bitchy mom screamed. "I dunno" I replied "I'm just here to give them cum that's it what they do with it is not my job or my problem", "Not your problem?!?!? THOSE FREAKS ARE PUTTING IT EVERYWHERE JUST LOOK"
"Okay boomer" I then peered over and saw that the world had turned all white 'whoopsies maybe I shouldn't have planted that semen bomb' I thought to myself. I then walked off to fix it with my friends. As we reached Earth I saw Rick Astley with his magnum glizzy slingly slong dong dick out and on full display. And there was a ton of cum leaking and shooting out. And for some reason he was screaming
"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye"
It had made me so uncontrollable horny and to make things worse my friend Horny had started to radiate hornyness everywhere making everyone horny. I saw all my friends naked and fucking while also rubbing Rick's magnum slong. Virgin was preforming her signature move the Sling slong glizzy gobbler choke a hoe 2000 horse Cock technique. Chis was railing her from behind.
I then got jealous of Virgin for getting Chris to fuck her but then I decided that I can seduce him with my giant dump truck ass. I quickly ripped off my shirt and rushed over to them while my phat gorilla grip coochie made loud wet sqeuleching sounds but right as I was about to get to them Willy Wonka rushed over and said "Well well well my friend it seems like you have a little problem I can fix" then slammed me onto the warm jazz covered ground and ripped all my clothes off exposing my phat hairy gorilla grip coochie. I gasped as he ran is cold dirty and candy covered fingers up and down my slit "mhmmmmm it seems your a little Cock slut aren't you?" "Yes Master" I moaned out. "Well we better get sounds friends to help us then OOPMA LOOMPAS COME FUCK MY NEW COCK SLEEVE" All of his oopma Loomas came rushing out and while thier slongs were big they weren't as girthy. "I guess it's time to free Willy" Willy said and then he whipped out his dickity dockity and slammed it into my phat hairy pussy while I screamed from being shookth and pleasured. Then all the oopma loompas started joining it and soon their were cocks and cum all over me.
BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM all of a sudden Thanos can out completely naked and said "WILLY LIVE I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE AND CUM BABY I MISSED YOU" and started to fuck both of us with his four magun shling slong ding dong glizzy glockenspiel dicks.
"OHHHHHHH GUYSSS I THINK I'M GOING TO CUM" I screamed this would be my first orgasm ever and them it happened I came my puthy was Cummings my dick was Cummings my organs were Cummings my everything was Cummings and it seemed to be the same for everyone else to.
"We- We should do this everyday and yall can fuck me while I'm unconscious" I mumbled before fainting.
THE END or is it.
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Randomidk I was bored and my friends gave me this idea please don't read if your not mentally capable of handling this fuckery
