Well someone said lol earlier-
...And, cue the voices.
No they said 'loool'
Yes they did
Is nobody going to point out that Mexican is not Spanish when Undernovella is in fact-
Undernovella is Mexican you idiot
No it's Spanish
Does Ink really think that Spanish is Taco Bell?
Well-
Taco Bell is trash
No it isn't!
-it kind of makes sense for Ink-
Yes it is
-Ugh! Just let me finish-
We get it, we get it.
Ink is stupid
That's not what I-
Ink is stupid
You know what I-
Ink is stupid
I give up
Ink reminds me of my little brother
Really?!
Poor thing
That must be interesting
Really obsessed with the internet and being annoying, he's alright though
Okay
Ink is my comfort character
Error is better
No-
Error shook a bit trying to process the number of voices and took a breath to steady himself. Then he replied, "YoU're AlL JuSt As aNnoYing aS iNk, iF nOt MoRE"
Gasp!
Did you just say 'Gasp!'?
He just called us annoying!!
I think YOU are annoying
The reader?
Us?
No! We are not annoy-
Yeah. We totally are lol
reeeeEEEEEEEEEE!
Not even a proper ree
AAAaAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAaAAAAA!
Error cringed at the yelling.
Boots and cats and boots and cats
Doesn't Error like cats?
Like that due credit where it don't like Cool Cat in power. Venom
Did you just get censored-
Get rekt
Error felt his eye sockets widen and narrow. He was NOT Funking dealing with Fresh today
Fresh?
Isn't that Error's-
Not every FGoD is Fluffin' Fresh's bro-
Since when did any Fresh use the word 'Fluffin'' to-
"Sup' my radical homies and home skillet" a familiar skeleton greeted.
"I'm NoT a SkiLLet" Error replied in a voice that suggested this was a thing said before.
"I get that my dude," Fresh raised Error's hopes, only to crush them with, "you're all that and a bag of chips!"
Error grumbled.
He could practically sense the voices getting popcorn to watch. He couldn't stop them and it wasn't like he didn't make a portal to watch Undernovella with his own bowl of popcorn.
"Woah! You aiight? You look all up in bugg'n" Fresh asked him.
Error found himself reluctantly sighing and replying "I'm FiNe FreSh, I aLwAys Am"
The younger gestured at Error's many scrapes and bruises that he probably should have noticed sooner, rolled his eye lights, and huffed out an, "As if"
Bugs typically weren't good, and messed with code. Error was a messed up code. Did that make Fate a bug? Error pondered to both the amusement of himself and the voices.
"HeY! ArE yOu MaKiNg FuN oF mY gLiTcHinG?" Error asked, a bit jokingly and a bit genuinely, tilting his skull, completely ignoring the source of Fresh's concern. It was fine. It was normal.
Fresh simply turned away and crossed his arms, beginning to rock on his feet.
"HEy, LoOk At Me"
The voices were now a murmur in the background. They probably were murmuring now. Fresh simply huffed, continuing to rock on his feet.
Error sighed "I'lL gEt SoMe BaNdAgEs lAter"
"YoU kNoW I dOn't Go DoWn EaSy" Error finished.
Fresh stopped rocking on his feet and turned to him slightly.
"AiiGhT?"
Fresh blinked. Fresh uncrossed his arms and blinked again.
Funk, diD ErrOr do soMeThing wRoNg?
Fresh then started laughing, "Hahahahahaha! I never thought I'd see the day!"
"WhA- WhY aRe YoU lAuGhING?! CuT iT O-oUt!"
Fresh simply laughed harder.
Error shouldn't have even said anything to that-
"UnGrAtEfUl BrAt" he found himself saying fondly, to his own annoyance.
Fresh eased and stopped with his laughing, wiping a nonexistent tear.
"Glad to see yah' glitchy brah'" Fresh paused for dramatic affect, "Mah Home Skillet"
"I'm NoT A Dang SkIlLET!!!!" Error yelled in anger while Fresh laughingly poofed away.
Error looked to where Fresh was and sighed in a half happy, half exasperated, way. Fresh was in no way normal, but maybe that wasn't such a bad thing.
Error felt another AU be created. He checked it out and-
What the heck is TallyTale?
Ink could make pretty great AUs, but some were just stupid Error decided once he finished off the AU.
YOU ARE READING
FGOD On Sporadic Crack
FanfictionThis has some crack treated seriously. Well, somewhat crack. FGOD concept was originally by @harish6 There may be angst and fluff.
