FGOD On Sporadic Crack

Chapter 5

     So, back with Error! 

     Error is still tangled in bandages like a cat in Christmas lights. 

     At least until... 

     "Oh no-" 

    " What about shears? Are they here? They can help... I think? (They are the Sans that have the huge pair of scissors right?)" 

     A Sans named Shears does not exist in this multiverse

      At that moment, somewhere in another multiverse, Shears sneezed.

     "This is fucking hilarious" a voice laughs causing Error to growl.

     "Error needs one of killers knives or another sharp object"

     Error pauses in his struggling as takes that last voices words in.

     "Oh." He would have slapped himself for not thinking of it sooner if he was free.

     He summons a sharp bone and starts to saw at the bandages.

     When he gets through the bandages and is finally free, he slaps himself and drags a hand down his face in frustration.

     At least he got free. 

     ...And he completely shredded the bandages in his frustration and want to finally get free. 

     So that meant his injuries were still in need of treating. 

     He could always leave it be... But he said he would take care of it. 

     ...He couldn't handle anyone touching him so he couldn't get anyone to treat him... 

     Maybe someone could teach him! 

     But who would be willing to? 

     ...Wasn't that Sans who sometimes hung out with Ink really nice or something? What was his AU... Underswap? 

     Error turned and was met with said Sans holding a hand out. 

     'F*Ck! I hAvE tO inTerAct SoCiAlLy!' He panicked, jumping back. 

     "Oh! Sorry if I scared you." The Sans spoke. 

     Error glared at the hand offered suspiciously. "W-WhY a-Are YoU HeRe?" 

     "I had a... feeling that you needed help for some reason, no other reason" the Sans replied cheerfully. 

     Error glared for a few seconds longer but didn't think anything was suspicious. 

     "OkAy. WhAt nOw?" he asked. 

     "Well, first you can call me Blue! Second, it seems that my feeling was right." The Sans, Blue, answered starting to reach out 

     Only for Error to flinch. 

     "D-DoN't T-toUcH Me!" 

     Blue backed off. 

     They stood there in awkward silence for a minute.